Meat Messiah

Guns Boobs and Beer. Nuff said.

[Meat Messiah @BallsFan42]

Oh my tweets suck? Sorry I was too busy having super awesome sex with super hot girls to notice haha

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

[JK @GRAVEHOPP187]

Porn on the wall, I’ll never commit a serious crime ever

[☆ @THEUN1VRSE]

Male loneliness epidemic isn’t real everytime I go outside I try to be withdrawn and mysterious and people be making my day

[jake @wormpuller]

Dont sleep and start doing more drugs and act extremely defensive and hostile when people in your life check in on you

[☆ nova ☆ @MelanatedMuppet]

of course their gay asses are watching balls

[dan @blurremi]

She doesn’t know a damn thing

[riff 🍉 @kenbwy]

A day doesn’t go by where I don’t think about this video

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I love that these people think that in the past they would have been chivalrous knights, and that in the future they would be visionary explorers. Only in the present are they burdened by the weight of exploitation and meaninglessness.

[kelsey @sexytwerp]

thats wassup

[⭐️ @hescutelatino]

everyone posting cute stories of their january recap and this is what january has felt like to me

[win ben stein's;gate @weedhitter]

@nekopurgatory yea it's just buyer's remorse but for pussy basically

[natalia @imniceandsmart]

Make sure to check all of the apps and read a bunch of shit that pisses you off right before bed

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

If you get hangovers it's because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt

[Dio 🐍 @ThotPuncher]

This is easily the funniest shit this dumbass nigga has ever done bruh