Christopher Patterson

Keeping my bags packed for the trip to the gulag. Just living each day while avoiding all the piles of leadership on the ground.

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@ailanyus The State of Denial?

The State of Delusion?

The State of Depression?

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@Sofia50020Sofia @JesseKellyDC

Dome and Domer?

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@SteveDeaceShow

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@SteveDeaceShow https://t.co/MNmd5KN82s

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@SteveDeaceShow As a supporter of your show/mission and a long suffering Washington fan, I must post this.

The Dude Code demands it.

https://t.co/K1kONfAKjG

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@SteveDeaceShow Charlotte came in hard, now at 92%. Trump lead holding. Doesn't look like there's enough out there for Harris to make up the 117k lead.

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@SteveDeaceShow The only reason NC hasn't been called yet is Mecklenburg County (Charlotte) is only 20% in. If there is going to be fortification, that'll be where it happens.

Trump has built a big enough lead to just about negate Charlotte, though.

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@SteveDeaceShow He's been a rabble rousing instigator in this state for years. The good Reverend hosted "moral Monday" protests during the republican administration in the state, then I guess everything became all moral and stuff when Cooper took office.

Total apparatchik.

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@TalkinYanks Everyone is acting like we lost the bidding war. The Yankees bid more, per year. As much as I think the front office is struggling, the guy just didn't want to be in NY.

Plan B better be strong, though... or the pitchforks will be coming out by even the most rational of fans.

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@B_Jones2009 @EndWokeness Probably sulfur and sweat.

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@Ralphy30111 @Super70sSports Little known fact: the Cowboys pioneered the no huddle offense, due to the fact that many of their players couldn't be seen around other felons as a parole condition.

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@Super70sSports JR Ewing. That's the closest to a cowboy from Dallas I'll give you.

HTTR

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@KristiM50696232 @Protestia The problem is, many DO know EXACTLY what they are doing. The Enemy is as real as God.

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@SteveDeaceShow This is a real thing, I remind you. Pumpkin. Spice. Communion. Wafers.

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@KCOnTheRadio

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@SteveDeaceShow Crime against humanity. Should be hanged, after a fair trial, of course.

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@SteveDeaceShow Too far.

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@AmyDeace Amy, the only problem I have with your husband is his idolatry of Pumpkin Spice. He's the reason things like this happen:

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@FiresideYankees Triple launch.

Launch Cashman to some honorary title (VP of ball polishing)

Launch Boone to an announcers job at ESPN.

Launch analytics into long orbit, only to be heard from once every other year or so.

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@CMaster1980 @DeSantisWarRoom @VivekGRamaswamy @GovRonDeSantis @votetimscott @NikkiHaley These policy points are only copied if your political memory only goes back 2 years or less.

Oh, wait... Never mind.