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[Mtey @BaloshJr]

1.Dry 🐈
2.🐟 🐈

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

What’s the female equivalent of erectile dysfunction?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Vincent Kompany has been taken to Munich hospital by ambulance after he collapsed after training today — reports BILD and Sky.

Get well soon, Vincent! ❤️

[Mtey @BaloshJr]

Nobody wants that puppet Eddie Howe

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

POLL!

Let's find out who United fans want to replace Carrick if he's sacked. 👇

[MIRIAM💜 @MiriamMkanaka]

Jifunze kujithamini kiasi cha kutolazimisha nafasi yako katika maisha ya mtu yeyote.🙏

[Chrissy @keepitchrissy]

Y’all live miserable lives

[Mtey @BaloshJr]

Fuck off.

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨🚨💣 BREAKING!!

Jason Wilcox is LEANING TOWARDS appointing Eddie Howe as Manchester United head coach if Michael Carrick is sacked! #MUFC [@alex_crook]

[Gia Macool @GiaMMacool]

There are two genders.
Male and female.

Everything else is just mentally ill.

[Mtey @BaloshJr]

I believe you 🥰

[ℒ @sheissjimaa]

Was genuinely showing off the hair

[Softboy @softboy_w]

The refund should be processed just as quickly as the payment.

[j.a. @hoIysaintwest]

Never seen someone laugh dick first

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

The worst part about being from a third-world country is watching your potential get consumed by problems that should not exist in the first place.

[The Tactixology @tactixology]

The idea that United could now launch an ambitious long-term project with someone like Nagelsmann seems completely unrealistic at this point.

The club lacks sporting capacity for something like that, and without sporting capacity, the whole thing would fall apart again, foding under the pressure caused by bozos and pretenders.

What I mean by sporting capacity?

Just like a company needs to have design capacity, sensibility and talents to design good products, a club needs sporting knowledge, deeply established at every level, to produce consistent results and performances.

Who at United would be having serious, in-depth discussions with Nagelsmann, to understand how the project is developing, what is needed to resolve core tactical and personnel issues, how the coach is looking to improve his game model?

The same people who had those kinds of discussions with Carrick, Amorim and Ten Hag?

Who would be the people working on United's playing identity, strategy, game model and tactics? The same people who failed to do that with Carrick, Amorim and Ten Hag?

Instead of top-level sporting operatives, we have Wilcox, completely out of his depth, and a petrochemicals tycoon who seems to believe he should be making footballing decisions.

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

Glazers. Ineos. Wilcox. Berrada. Please get fucked out of this football club.

[Yuvraj @ZianTheBuilder]

16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated

[Moski @barz999]

I never delete messages.....just Incase a bitch wanna lie about April 23rd, 1982

[ℒ @sheissjimaa]

Hair I’ve made this year

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Sack him tonight

[Mtey @BaloshJr]

Embarrassing, absolute dogshit.

Thank you for ruining my life.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Full-time.

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

Genuinely asking, what the actual fuck do we do in training?!?!?