Wosai Bonsai

Culture Provocateur | Rabble Rouser

[Wosai Bonsai @Bambamboogie01]

I wish to die in the name of science.

[Paris The Icon @_ParadiseParis1]

RIP Tay Keith you really fucked these niggas up with this one.

[Deep @NehraWorkss]

Bro survived 65 million years just to lose his job when the Wi-Fi reconnected.😭

[lil duval @lilduval]

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[Wosai Bonsai @Bambamboogie01]

@Lsankei99 Mahaba-barabara 😂

[Chinx @justChinks]

I present to you:
The greatest to ever kick a ball

[Wosai Bonsai @Bambamboogie01]

Citizen's Edit: Rethinking Resources https://t.co/LQbQCOwJxg

[Ernest Coleman @cole__xy]

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[Vfynn_🥷🏼 𐙚 @Vfynn_]

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Mexico goalkeeper Guillermo Ochoa responds to Cristiano Ronaldo’s claim that the World Cup is just a ‘seven-game tournament’ ahead of Mexico’s clash with South Africa:

“Seven-game tournament? That’s like calling Mount Everest a short walk because it only takes one climb.

Cristiano can say whatever he wants, but the World Cup is the one stage where football stops being a sport and becomes history. Billions watch. Nations stop. Generations remember.

And let’s be honest, these comments didn’t appear from nowhere. Funny how the tournament became ‘just seven games’ after Messi lifted the trophy. Before that, every great player dreamed of touching it. After Messi won it, suddenly it’s being treated like a weekend cup competition.

The World Cup is football’s crown jewel. You don’t shrink the crown because someone else wears it.

Some trophies decorate a career; the World Cup defines eras. That’s why people still talk about Maradona, Pelé, Zidane, and now Messi through their World Cup moments.

If the World Cup is only seven games, then why do legends spend twenty years chasing those seven games?

To me, this sounds less like analysis and more like a man arguing with his own shadow. The trophy he couldn’t catch is now being measured with a smaller ruler.

Ronaldo is one of the greatest players ever. But when you call the World Cup a seven-game tournament, it feels like sour grapes served in a golden cup.”

[Eric @amerix]

Modern education teaches students to be accepted into institutions as obedient employees.

But the 1% elite are inspiring their children to own institutions, fund institutions or bypass institutions.

This requires a different curriculum.

So, the rich shift their children's thinking from acquiring information to FORMATION.

Their children are not students, they are LEARNERS.

Their children are trained to answer the question,

"What institution do I want to form, own or fund?"

NOT,

"What institution wants to employ me?"

Lesson right there.

[Sheila of the Most High @sheilatebra]

I finally understand what Machiavelli meant when he said, “Never play fair in a game where others cheat.” It doesn’t mean become evil. It means stop being naive. Stop bringing honesty to people who study manipulation, stop giving access to people who weaponize closeness, and stop expecting clean hands from people who already showed you they’ll throw dirt. Sometimes wisdom is not revenge. Sometimes wisdom is learning the rules of the room before the room uses your goodness against you.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Looking at the lives of your older coworkers and realizing you need to find a way out of this

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

The cafeteria lady at the SpaceX canteen realizing she became a millionaire after 10 years of selling coffee to Elon Musk

[Carol Radull @CarolRadull]

🤣🤣🤣

[Wosai Bonsai @Bambamboogie01]

@s3nsei_ndichu #HarderOnes

[Wosai Bonsai @Bambamboogie01]

@BrianOpangao Very few people manage to live in Nairobi. A majority just adapt and adjust to life in this muck pit.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

This is how the US thinks Omar Artan will officiate the World Cup.

[liv 💛 @oliviazao]

You would think this was the first ever Grand Prix in Monaco…

[Mohlomi @mohlomiii]

@ttfalor You need to start pandemics for this shit 😭

[yearner montana🦇 🌴🇦🇷🇸🇳 @sativuuhhh]

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