Amy Bates

I am Fortune's fool.

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@Angry_Staffer He actually looks better as the old, bald man that he is. (The Ozempic isn’t hurting any, either.)

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@Angry_Staffer RFK is going for it.

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@Suntzu_2024 @Motabhai012 @elonmusk https://t.co/ArjFgGXjw1

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@Suntzu_2024 @Motabhai012 @elonmusk Define “everybody”.

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@elonmusk Queef in a leather jacket? Am I close?

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@realDonaldTrump Oh. I thought you like them younger.

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@realDonaldTrump Captain Bone Spurs, reporting for duty.

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@BryanDeanWright @realDonaldTrump You seem nice.

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@AngryInAGoodWay @Angry_Staffer He probably won’t bother. He could have done so before he left the White House. He didn’t.

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@elonmusk You are perverted.

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@TomKlingenstein @realDonaldTrump Insanity.

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@Sassafrass_84 His name is the first citation under LIAR in the dictionary so…

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@elonmusk Fool.

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@stockbella @realDonaldTrump Typo. You wrote “for” instead of “against”.

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@TRUMP_ARMY_ @elonmusk LOL

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@Matthew_Pukalo @savsays No. No they don’t.

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@x4ellen @MilaLovesJoe You are deluded. But it’s still a free country.

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@SgtFella1 @KellDA Actually, that’s the Ladies’ shower.

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@nancybknits @KellDA You just made me aspirate my Arnold Palmer.

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@ThatEricAlper Pumped Up kicks