Cait

whisky, music, & all the books 📚🫶🎶🎸🥃

[Cait @BananaCait]

@panerabread you should change the name of this bagel, Panera has slowly removed more and more cinnamon over the last few years, hasn't had a "crunch" in forever 😏

[Cait @BananaCait]

@JohnDonoghue64 @fesshole Never heard this one 🤣🙌🏼

[🫧🎀 blair @sanjibrain]

we need to drop this whole edgy mean heartless persona that our generation has going on. there is so much evil in the world. it’s so cool to care. it’s so cool to love others. it’s so cool to educate others. u can love people for no reason. u can be nice to people for no reason.

[Cait @BananaCait]

@FJKrime @SimpleFacks 💀🤣🤣

[Cait @BananaCait]

@NoContextBrits 💀💀🤣🤣😂😂

[Cait @BananaCait]

@mrvazzopardi @NoContextBrits Lmaaaooooooo

[Deliveroo @Deliveroo]

"tHe BrItIsH vErSiOn Is CaLlEd dEliVeRoO"

[Cait @BananaCait]

Unfortunately, not everything that happens in #Vegas stays in Vegas... Take some extra Cortisone with you if you stay at @TheLINQ - bedbugs are waiting for you! 🤮

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“The country is in safe hands.”

The hands:

[Cait @BananaCait]

@cystmas @incelReplies Hahahahahaha

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

UKs 4 day work week study in a nutshell:

•Worker stress levels dropped by 39%
•Sick days plummeted by 65%
•Burnout rates fell by 71%
•Staff resignations dropped by 57%
•62% reported a positive impact to their social lives

Imagine that. People are happier when we work less.

[bennett @ImagineAGuy]

guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

[Cait @BananaCait]

@Just_Kandyce @HomeTalk_DIY Thank you!!! 🙌

[Cait @BananaCait]

@HumansNoContext

[Cait @BananaCait]

@GarethNotGarth @NoContextBrits 💀😂

[Cait @BananaCait]

@byolliejoseph Found you this year! Brightest light in 2022, can't wait to hear what you do next 👊

[Cait @BananaCait]

@IamOnYoutube1 @elonmusk Yessssss 🙌

[Cait @BananaCait]

@timkaine Obama said this super original and clever line years ago hahahaahahaha

[Cait @BananaCait]

@broken_bells I'm so so so beyond excited for this album 😍