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@Gaardsy I love KAT....hope that man gets his championship.

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[Aaron Gleeman @AaronGleeman]

Thank you to everyone who subscribed on Day 1.

I had set a long-term subscriber goal that I thought was optimistic. We already topped it.

I'm blown away by the support and overwhelmed by all the kind words. You made this one of the best days of my life.

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@PrimeMaki I'm surprised this hasn't been discussed more. This dude was the most obvious candidate for a relief role. I think he's going to kill it when he gets the chance

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@ConnorJRogers Many perished

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@Nate_Tice I was scared it was the ACL. Still sucks

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@MatthewColler Al Capone started off blocking sidewalks...

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@greggtmasterson Oh my God they're multiplying

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

Bill Simmons and Chuck Klosterman rewatch the Kim/Ray J sex tape

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@LedyardNFLDraft I see a lot of Eric Weddle to his game, with a splash of Brian Russell

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@MatthewColler @deez_englenuts @SportsSturm That's fair. I don't see it, but that's the beauty of this process. Literally anything can happen

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@MatthewColler @deez_englenuts @SportsSturm No doubt. But there is a lot less margin for error when you have a WR that can't consistently separate. They have to be perfect at everything else or have a super power to be a WR1 or WR2.

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@deez_englenuts @MatthewColler @SportsSturm This is about where I am at. I really struggle with WRs that seem to struggle getting separation in college. Some are able to still translate to the pros, but there are plenty that flame out

[Justin Lee @justindeanlee]

The first time I abandoned a girlfriend in the mountains was an accident.

We had an argument about something trivial, and she decided to go off on her own for a bit to cool down. I insisted she stick to the trail, but she said she didn’t need me mansplaining how to find her way in the woods. So I dropped it. How does one manage to get lost on a mountainside, anyway? You just walk downhill until you hit a switchback or reach the valley. Common sense stuff.

Well, she managed it. When she didn’t turn up by nightfall, I contacted the ranger station and they set out to find her. By 1am, I got tired of waiting and drove home.

They called the next morning to say they’d found her in a makeshift den she’d dug beneath a deadfall. She was naked, gone completely feral, her face painted with menstrual blood. A ranger tried to wrap a blanket around her shoulders, and she bit a golf ball-sized gobbet of flesh from his shoulder. So they sedated her and took her straight to the nearest hospital.

That was three years ago and she still hasn’t recovered human language.

Needless to say, I acquired a taste for it. I’m up to a baker’s dozen now, not counting the one that found her way back to the car before I could drive off.

But you never forget your first. Sarah will always have a special place in my heart.

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@LindseyMNSports @cjham28 @LataviusM I'll miss the hammer. Also, can't text this to my dad anymore when CJ makes a good play

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@NicholasMMiller Are we getting Putney because WE FEEL LIKE IT!

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@MoveTheSticks I'm so angry!!!!!!!

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@DanHayesMLB Make sure you are asking the tough questions in the post game conference! Why did you pull Abel after 43 pitches? Why didn't you start Buxton? Why have you shared beers with Gleeman and not me?

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@MatthewColler Nearly spit out my water