nicole

me talking to meself

[chase @_chase_____]

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

[MisterJ🩻❤️‍🔥 @SwiftCraft13]

They did this at work to me today

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

got offered a positive perspective when all i wanted to do in the moment was vent

[grovy @grovymango]

Were they exploring each other's bodies in the Trojan horse.

[bonﹺ @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[tay @hairball1952]

travelling with a book fully aware you won’t open it even once during your stay

[CIÇA @cecirajada]

ser uma mulher engraçada é esquisito pq as vezes faço um homem rir tanto que dá pra ver o semblante dele percebendo que mulheres são gente

[dani @cutestsmallest]

every time I get on a plane they invent a new boarding group so far back that is for only me

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

Flight attendants be walking through the airport like nba players arriving to the game. 😭😭 baby we see you.

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

Me as a small town sheriff when the FBI shows up to claim jurisdiction: “Ohhhhh thank god. This is so fucked up. I did NOT want to deal with this”

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

i am at taylor swifts wedding and it’s a cash bar

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo

[lee @loveee4lee]

twitter is just one big group chat for people from nyc

[madison @madison_tayt]

men do NOT have the spatial awareness to be constantly wearing backpacks like they do

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

yea i knew the muffin man *flicks cigarette*

[TERRANCE @___Terrance___]

i hate getting drunk , i be forgetting to suck in my stomach 😫

[Rose @24kRose_]

I’ll honk at anyone in traffic. I’ll worry about what gun you got later

[mars @marsup1al]

getting off my high horse to beat the dead horse