Banter HQ

Welcome to Banter HQ! Grab a pint & your mates, join us as we dive into non-stop hilarious jabs about goals, gaffes, VAR, beef! Political jabs? Also a niche!

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Ladies and gentlemen, it is here! The inaugural Football Fans Banter.

https://t.co/MDO4fPv6GN

Don’t miss it for anything. Share widely in all your networks. See a sneak peak below:

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@PolymarketSport Maybe he imagined that he was the Argentine FA chairman before he remembered he is the FIFA president

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@SkyFootball The FAs are saving on wages

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@SkySportsNews Are they now breaching the confidential settlement by making this announcement?

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@TrollFootball Rotunda

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@SkyFootball Minus the use of HGH steroids (even though with special permission), Messi would never be in this conversation.

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@FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup If these laws were in force in the @premierleague @Arsenal would not have won the title this season.

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@ChelseaFC @nikefootball Get a shirt sponsor for God’s sake! Are you so comfortable running losses?

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@dammiedammie35 This is a trap set for Obidients to see if you will insult Northern Nigeria youths. Don’t fall for it it.

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@aonanuga1956 Kudos to the team, well done.

However, you targeted Global No. 2 and still couldn’t even show us his picture? Do you people even know what he looks like? You need to do more

On a serious note, we know the effort that goes into these engagements, and we’re rooting for you all.

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@Adikastakes They lost the last World Cup because they dropped Benzema. They can’t make that mistake again.

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@GeneralSnow_ Anyway, he is a good actor

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@GeneralSnow_ Praying for the Red Devils 🤣

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@Imranmuhdz To step down as planned

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@Itz__Priscy They should wear trousers

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@HighChiefOkoro You guys are to scared of Obi? Why so much cowardice?

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@UtdPride It’s not even an argument! Rooney was immense in EPL

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@ImoPunter Ro16 fixtures were so straightforward that most pundits could predict it.

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@jaynitx I have no doubt that if he was still alive, he would be the richest and most influential man alive!

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@TouchlineX And you conveniently omitted the only one that actually saved a penalty in the 95th minute of a Champions League final at the home of the opposition! Cech! Respect that name!!!

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@nocontextfooty How is dancing samba by the corner flag such na irksome thing?