Poop + Taxes

Thinking about making money
alt @LinkedInP0ster

[Poop + Taxes @BarackOtaha]

I've tried everything, business school frat coding whippets crypto self-help books by multi-millionaires blockbusters starring the rock exclusively listening to migos + friends, and none of it has worked. I like what I like (gilmore girls)

[Poop + Taxes @BarackOtaha]

time to log off

[Poop + Taxes @BarackOtaha]

@JoshJay990 @zackfox @AbbottElemABC Crazy what can change in three years!!!

[Poop + Taxes @BarackOtaha]

If cross country skiing is an Olympic sport then sprinting across an ice rink in sneakers should be one, fair is fair

[Poop + Taxes @BarackOtaha]

Has there been a study on where the semipopular highschool kids who do flips end up later in life?

[Poop + Taxes @BarackOtaha]

they should let Kevin James knight Action Bronson

[Poop + Taxes @BarackOtaha]

@pissing_in_cups she really is, I'll relay your message

[Poop + Taxes @BarackOtaha]

mom asked me if I'm pregnant when I brought up my affinity for peanut butter pickle sandwiches

[Poop + Taxes @BarackOtaha]

I want the whole movie

[harry breitner @HarryTellsJokes]

Absolutely insane quote from Phil Mickelson here

[Poop + Taxes @BarackOtaha]

#momcontent

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retired mom slowly getting radicalized working at the local private library, there's a time for everyone

[Deb @deborah__mayo]

can someone ship me a bloomin onion

[Poop + Taxes @BarackOtaha]

Ugh my editor (@deborah__mayo) just told me that I used the wrong “compliment” lord forgive me for my sins

[Poop + Taxes @BarackOtaha]

Complement sandwiching god:

Thank you for your grace
After learning more, definitely would have preferred to keep my foreskin
But in general feeling quite blessed

[Poop + Taxes @BarackOtaha]

I have no idea how to pray in English

[Poop + Taxes @BarackOtaha]

@KIBACAPT 🍖 ❤️ 👀

[Poop + Taxes @BarackOtaha]

Valentine’s Day is about meat and cheese

[Poop + Taxes @BarackOtaha]

@deborah__mayo Deviled eggs are also about meat and cheese if you catch my drift………….…

[Poop + Taxes @BarackOtaha]

@cucktodd97 …….wtf

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@Gorthem_Ramsay $20 eggs 😍