Today I told a co-worker that he looked nice in the green color he was wearing and he laughed and said "that's funny, because my prison uniform was the same color." I told him that he must have looked lovely for those 5 years.
No Republican has the instincts to be the Next Trump. If Trump got caught flying to Cancun he'd have doubled down. "You know what getting out of Texas makes me? Smart! Maybe I'll move here. Maybe I'll claim it for America. Wouldn't we love that, folks? You'd do it if you could!"
I see so many dating site commercials where the happy couple is “having an adventure” together in a field or city when all I really want is someone to enjoy sitting on a couch making fun of the same things as me.
@PFTompkins My memory of Ethan Frome is that I was trying to hook up with a guy in college who was reading it and he offered to sleep on the floor. I am still angry at Ethan Frome.
I’m also mad about the ketchup and mustard squirting commercial where the girl says it’s Abstract Expressionism and the mom laughs instead of saying “you and Dad better clean this the fuck up. I also don’t appreciate you trivializing the Abstract Expressionism
Does anyone else feel bad for sign spinner guy in the Progressive commercials? Like, that’s the best way he can make money right now. Stop making fun of him.
Will people at work please stop asking me what fun things I’m doing this weekend? I’M STAYING HOME LIKE I CAN’T DO ALL WEEK AND NOT CATCHING OR SPREADING COVID!Please stop telling me about all your going out plans. I know we’ve all adapted to being risk tolerant, but PLEASE STOP!
I unabashedly went to Aldi’s wearing cropped skinny jeans, black ankle socks, and loafers, and feel like I hit some kind of middle-aged white lady fashion milestone.