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Idiot. Also idiot magnet.

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@fesshole Good lad.

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Up the scotch. #fitba #hoots #jings #cvrivens

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@AngelicaDevine_ No. Nonono. Shapeless n boobless. Dressing sexy doesn't make you female. Real females don't need to dress up.

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@anon_opin It's the same as zip merging. Move in, use your brains and life goes on swimmingly.

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@GavinBaylis1 @fesshole AI didn't lose my thumbnail.

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@flyfour @anon_opin I'm gutted. Honestly ruined.

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@anon_opin You ride a fucking Brompton bike, don't you? Or a Pashley.

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@staffordgary @anon_opin Blimey.

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@ButterBallz22 @moanaparte I lived in Lisburn for 6 months, but I'm from Liverpool so I'm immune to the nonsense, and got bought drink daily by really nice people.

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@ButterBallz22 @moanaparte Does it involve Irish witchcraft?
I'm asking for a friend because of the potential racism.

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@moanaparte You need a blimp mounted shouty device. it could drift aimlessly through The World calling everyone gobshites and tossers powered only by helium, air currents and recorded hatred.

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@moanaparte *is. Bollocks to the inability to edit in hindsight.

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@moanaparte You're a nazi spy. That's why the surveillance to blame.
Try the surveillance ombudsman and the allied carpet brotherhood.

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@moanaparte It's confusing me as I've no idea who Vera is, but the strawberries look grand. You're treasures. Not national. Definitely not international.
Regional. You're regional treasures. I'll leave it there.

*Salutes sloppily.

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@moanaparte What about those vegan sausages rolls at Greggs? Viva Joe Stalin!

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@moanaparte Ps. Tell her you hate her strawberries. They look nice, but she's not giving them the V's.

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@moanaparte Oh Christ, I'll bet is "Ach Hoots, ye ficken wee scunner", every time the dogs shit on your carpet.
Has she annexed Humberside yet? They have a crisps pub.

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