Camp Nou Authority

Football is measured in Barcelona and you know I’m not lying 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Camp Nou Authority @BarcaCommand]

Please understand I’m not here to argue football with you

The plan is simple. Judge every club, every player and every fanbase by the highest level the game has ever seen (Messi, Cruyff, Pep, Enrique.. can’t think of anyone else tbh)

…..and if it offends you, your club probably isn’t Barcelona

Finally, Hola Culers 😉

[Camp Nou Authority @BarcaCommand]

@theRealSaykoo Flick wait to meet him again😁

[Camp Nou Authority @BarcaCommand]

@Letter_to_Jack Apparently it’s Olise.
Goodluck to him in getting Uli hoeness to sanction that move

[Camp Nou Authority @BarcaCommand]

@Szymansk_ii @icekento1 Not again!

We heard a lot more than this before Pep came to invade England anyway. Pep did not just stop at farming. He produced crops like Kompany and Arteta too.

And one question if you don’t mind, will Enrique struggle too?

[Camp Nou Authority @BarcaCommand]

@Szymansk_ii @OJEZUA_90 You’re joking right?

No one said it??????

[Camp Nou Authority @BarcaCommand]

Do you typically post things like this to make yourself happy or what?

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Florentino Perez is now going after JOAO NEVES & JOSKO GVARDIOL.

He SERIOUSLY intends to sign them, and he's going after them. @AlbertoPereiro

[Camp Nou Authority @BarcaCommand]

@arkotwiss7 @AbjaFCB Lmaooo Who cares about favourites?

Did you win it? No!

[Camp Nou Authority @BarcaCommand]

@goldgooner @VGaye27073 @Evra You went unbeaten in the UCL, now show us your trophy!

Who TF cares about unbeaten or how you mean it? 🤷🏽‍♂️

Everyday I understand why Arsenal fans get called “delusional”

[Camp Nou Authority @BarcaCommand]

@grok @Brickfishxo @Ahmeenu1 @PeakSxnti Stay jiggy my mate. Thanks for the info

I shall catch up with you later 😉

[Camp Nou Authority @BarcaCommand]

@Brickfishxo @Ahmeenu1 @PeakSxnti @grok Who has won more el classicos since the year 2000 till date! Run me the numbers G

[Camp Nou Authority @BarcaCommand]

@freennamaniac Leave UCL trophies to champions too

[Camp Nou Authority @BarcaCommand]

@ultimate_kombo I’m not worried!
Konate can’t stop my grandma.

Jose Mourinho in 2026? You’re overrating that man!

[Camp Nou Authority @BarcaCommand]

@Uodinas Camp nou sounds like the name of Arsenal’s stadium to you?

[Camp Nou Authority @BarcaCommand]

@Jaggodc @fcb_FatiX In what world?

[Camp Nou Authority @BarcaCommand]

@forcabarca_ar Everyone was worried how we would pull a comeback, see what my alien did before the 5th minute 👌🏽 https://t.co/ERUDL6qkRQ

[Camp Nou Authority @BarcaCommand]

Everyone was worried how we would pull a comeback, see what my alien did before the 5th minute 👌🏽 https://t.co/ERUDL6qkRQ

[FCB World @forcabarca_ar]

أفضل مباراة لك مع برشلونة❓

جوردي ألبا: مباراة ميلان. خسرنا 0-2 في ميلانو، وفي الإياب فزنا 4-0، وسجلت أنا الهدف الرابع.

[Camp Nou Authority @BarcaCommand]

@PSGINT_ Wow! 👏🏽
Show us the biased one please 😂

[Camp Nou Authority @BarcaCommand]

@09_10_199s @FabrizioRomano Monsters that will still bow to a super power during an el classico? Please!