Barnacle Goldstein

Author of Where the Cartpath Ends available now on Amazon!

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Michelle Wie knows what’s up!

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@CCCnewsletter Waiting with bated breath…

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@CCCnewsletter Jeesh, I was just trying to be a nice guy!

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I didn’t make it out of the clubhouse…

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Phil Mickelson got escorted off the 14th fairway at his own club.

We built a game. Four temptations. One membership. Zero margin for error.

Phil couldn't do it. Your turn. Let us know how you did.

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Did you know Barnacle is back? Spilling some ink for the Kalshi newsletter.

Follow me and while you’re at it, buy a copy of Where the Cartpath Ends for someone you love!

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@CCCnewsletter How do I apply for membership? Is Stan the Caddie working there?

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@CCCnewsletter @tweeth_mitchell Fitzpatrick -13

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What if you wear a hat from a military golf course you’ve never played? Death by firing squad?

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Wearing a hat from a T100 course you haven’t played is worse than wearing a veteran hat from a war you didn’t fight in.

Burnerverse Bylaw #3

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@CCCnewsletter But where do you stand in Ty Webb?

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Judge Elihu Smails was Bushwood Country Club’s finest member.

Al Czervik should have been declined in the membership process.

Burnerverse Bylaw #21

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The punishment fits the crime I guess 🤷‍♂️

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Sharing an opinion on Holderness & Bourne that does not conform with the self-declared tastemakers is a one-way ticket to a Siberian labor camp.

Burnerverse Bylaw #18

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Next up from @CCCnewsletter is the Case of the GHIN Reaper.

This story he told @ColtKnost and @thesleezyman will turn any GHIN controversy you may have heard on its head.

Thoughts @YipStrickler ?

Watch/Listen to the full episode for more untold stories from elite clubs now.

And don’t forget to invite your friends to Bocce.
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Where’s my “dead guy” invite to Cypress Point?!

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A company kept paying a dead employee’s dues at Cypress Point Club so they could keep sending clients to play the course. 💀😂

Country Club Confidential tells the unbelievable story of “Heaven’s Guest.”

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When the “ladies of the night” come out during the day, bad things happen…

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Can https://t.co/tuWhz3eLbe you guess which club this was? IYKYK, but we’ll never tell…

#golf #countryclub #stories

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@chamath You ahould only do this in climates where solar is most efficient (Sun Belt) but it would be foolish to do it nationwide. However, things like using wind in Wyoming and feeding neighboring states… just be smart and maximize the regional advantages of the various technologies

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@chamath This is why it’s essential to be specific in your LLM prompts!

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@Flat6Banger @grok @ChargersMuse God willing!

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@Its_Strez @GrantMudd24933 Because he’s an idiot. He had a temper tantrum and in the 4th quarter and cost the Chargers (and Herbert’s playoff legacy) when they lost to the Jaguars. Roids will have that effect I suppose

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@Jhausen28 @RyanDePaul Good analogy! The headlights are like a pass rush coming at light speed! Flip the headlights off (fix the offensive line) and he’ll be prancing through the playoff forest all the way to the Super Bowl!

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If a poker player battles through repeated bad hands and somehow gets to the final table in a tournament, then gets dealt 2/7 unsuited over and over, it’s hard to blame them when they don’t win. Well guess what Justin Herbert haters… @danielrpopper @mattmoneysmith #Chargers

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@pinkpanther4056 Half pads walk-through Saturday