Aaron Bertolo

I want what all men want, I just want it more.

[Aaron Bertolo @Baron_Bertman]

@HarrisonNFL Is the AFC West really 'loaded'? The schedule has them play both the AFC & NFC South who, excluding Atlanta, all look soft.

[Aaron Bertolo @Baron_Bertman]

Someone please cover Joe Johnson. #closeout #fingerscrossed #NorthernUprising

[Aaron Bertolo @Baron_Bertman]

Someone is going to pay Kyle Lowry next season. It better be the @Raptors. #heart #skill #NorthernUprising

[Aaron Bertolo @Baron_Bertman]

Thought they were going to blow it. Way to close out a game on defence. #NorthernUprising

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(603): last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone

[Aaron Bertolo @Baron_Bertman]

9am lift so I can drink all day! #healthy #nothealthy #moderation #nottoday #sorryliver

[Hank Hill @hankquotes]

As you can probably tell from my jacket and my hat and my shirt, I sell propane and propane accessories.

[Aaron Bertolo @Baron_Bertman]

You caught me. I like to break a mental sweat too. #whitegoodman #study #javachip

[Aaron Bertolo @Baron_Bertman]

Money money money #esurancesaves30

[Hank Hill @hankquotes]

Boy those photos from our trip to the new hardware store sure turned out great.

[Aaron Bertolo @Baron_Bertman]

First prowler sesh in the books. Legs are jelly. Sounds about right. #TT #HPZ #diminishedgluts

[Aaron Bertolo @Baron_Bertman]

"@UberFacts: Crepitus was the Roman god of flatulence." @v_rosati

[Aaron Bertolo @Baron_Bertman]

"@UberFacts: Men who grow beards easily and earlier in life are more likely to go bald." @pre10_2_Bcleave @slayerzzz_9

[Aaron Bertolo @Baron_Bertman]

Well played Mr. Luck. Well played.

[Aaron Bertolo @Baron_Bertman]

Andrew Luck's hair is thinner than the Colts chance of winning this game.

[Hank Hill @hankquotes]

I tell ya what, I caught more fish today then I did in the 80s. And those were the Reagan years.

[Aaron Bertolo @Baron_Bertman]

Got my newest tattoo courtesy of the low-quality pen that exploded in my pocket. On the plus side, at least it looks like I peed myself.

[Aaron Bertolo @Baron_Bertman]

exam time, when my body composition reverts to equal parts caffeine and grease. #studyfuel

[Aaron Bertolo @Baron_Bertman]

Another intramural title under the belt. Isn't that what university is all about? #getbuckets #yaoknowwhatiming

[Aaron Bertolo @Baron_Bertman]

I grew up fast, I guess I grew up mean. There's a thousand things in my head I wish I ain't seen.