Mercy Ndem

Thespian 🎭 Media Enthusiast 📺 OAP 🎙️ Virgo ♍️ Wife & Mom 💍🤱

[Deborah Ocheido @d_ocheido]

The Holyspirit dropped a prayer in my spirit this morning

“Lord please take care of the aspects that all my planning and preparations did not foresee”

[EgoKuwait 🇰🇼 @Egokuwait]

Some of you paid for that luxury hair bit by bit, paid for your gadgets bit by bit.

But doing Ajo to own these things is seen as fake life. This double standard is very funny.

People are doing Ajo to pay house rent.

Before Cowrywise and PiggyVest or any bank saving system, Ajo existed.

Some of our parents did Ajo to pay our school fees.

You people just have a problem with everything, ATP.

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

This lady right here is a real life proof that Nigerian Twitter feminists will ruin your life if you listen to them.

[Technical Ben @TechnicalBben]

Most people judge clothes on Temu by the photos.

Big mistake.

The fastest way to avoid buying clothes that feel like cheap plastic is to ignore the pictures and read the Fabric Composition.

Here's a simple cheat sheet:

Avoid (unless blended well)
• 100% Polyester
• 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex
• Cheap synthetic blends

Run away.

These are usually thin, shiny, trap heat, build static, and often feel like swimwear instead of actual clothing.

Look for
• Modal (extremely soft)
• Combed Cotton
• Ring-Spun Cotton
• 100% Cotton
• Viscose/Rayon (soft and smooth)

If you're shopping for specific items:

Jeans:
Search "100% Cotton Denim", "Heavyweight Denim", or "Rigid Denim".

Dress shirts:
Search "Oxford Cotton", "Cotton Poplin", or "100% Cotton Dress Shirt".

Jackets:
Search "Heavyweight", "Fleece Lined", or "Wool Blend".

Vintage clothes:
Look for Corduroy, Heavy Knit, or Washed Cotton.

One last trick that saves me money every time:

Never trust the product photos.

Go straight to the reviews, filter by "With Photos", and look at pictures uploaded by real buyers. That's where you'll see what the fabric actually looks and feels like.

Also look out for promos, you can get stuff for cheap and free packages for a cheap price.

Hope this helps once you understand your size, body, texture or material you're good.

[Justin Ugonna @JustinUg_]

✭ #Olodoupandactive

[Oṣóyínká 🪔 @sledge_baba]

Comparing Mr Bean and Eddie Murphy to Peller has nothing to do with being an Olodo anymore, that's clearly an early stage of insanity, get checked ASAP.

[Manny @Mr_Nkay]

You see how educated people express themselves ?? So no to the olodo uprising

[_kennyd_ @olakennyd]

‘Layi is not funny’, another Olodo that cannot relate to intelligent satire.

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

Nobody has been able to disprove Ycee’s claims btw. No sensible rebuttal, just reactions proving his point.

[cici💛 @shezzzz_weird]

Second olodo uprising 😹😹

“You are 21? Wow you look so strong and healthy “

[Mr. JAIYE 📸 @Jaiyejeje0m0]

At least Ycee has said most people’s Mind..

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

I hate it when folks paint Jarvis a ‘victim’ or “misled” by Peller, not only is she an adult but they’re on same cognitive wavelength.

Two. Fools.

[M🐆 @Lashayekay]

faith of a mustard seed.

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

Get inspo from shein and Temu, get materials from Oshodi and Yaba; look for a decent tailor and let her sew nice outfits for you. All this won't cost you 30k.

These RTW brands with their ridiculous prices and faux cultural names need to die a natural death in this country.

[Mercy Ndem @BaronessMehsi]

Small secret wey I dey keep how e take reach your ear?🌚

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

Get inspo from shein and Temu, get materials from Oshodi and Yaba; look for a decent tailor and let her sew nice outfits for you. All this won't cost you 30k.

These RTW brands with their ridiculous prices and faux cultural names need to die a natural death in this country.

[Oluwatobi 🎀 @_tobyblush]

Got paid today. Bought groceries. Paid my bills. Sent money home. Satisfied my cravings. Broke again. Back to factory settings. Adulthood is not for the weak!

[Mercy Ndem @BaronessMehsi]

Today’s rain is something else.😢 Abeg it should allow my husband get home fast.🌚

[𝜗℘ @22lacei]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[Sholape @AdelajaSol8219]

Call me weird but I love 9-5 jobs
I love having a steady source of income (salary) every month end🙂‍↔️

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Dear HR,

“Fresh graduate” and “2-3 years experience” should not be in the same sentence.

Regards.