content crackhead

father of none, daddy to some

[content crackhead @BasedBourgeois]

Dick em, kick em, and gig em.

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Dentists be like hello I am your dentist and this is my harem

[wint @dril]

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[49 year old fandom elder @powcampsurvivor]

type of shit adult men watch full blast on the train

[content crackhead @BasedBourgeois]

I’m hitting it from the back listening to copyright free music.

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Bubble guts woke me up out my sleep...I had to check my sheets for any slippage lol

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

make me look bad as fuck it's what he would have wanted

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

2012?????

[Gira🪐💜 @Giravity_]

no because why tf would he do this😭😭😭

[Tommy Smokes @TomScibelli]

A lot of Blue Jays fans acting like this series is over already. Far from it. Max Fried on the bump today versus a guy who’s made 3 starts. Bats need to come alive. Fried needs to be an ace. Yankees in 4

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here is an even bigger Q4 number that you will be fired if you don't hit, you fucking moron

[Arrogant Nation✌🏻 @FightOnRusty]

concerned for my Amazon delivery driver who has been at Pechanga Casino for the last 3 hours

[☆ Ri @RiAnimator]

that baby could’ve been playing tony hawks pro skater 2 and listening to killswitch engage but now it has to play fortnite and listen to carti

[Agreeable Greg @AgreeableGreg]

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July 

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Tell him Bron still doing it

[content crackhead @BasedBourgeois]

9/11 ruined crashing out at the airport.

[content crackhead @BasedBourgeois]

American sports fan: *drinks beer in their seat*
British sports fan: “and now it’s time for silly songs with Larry”

[Scrotor The Ballbarian @ScrotorTB]

Just got out of a meeting with my manager, HR, and our IT guy. They sat me down and turned a laptop around to show me this and asked why I looked it up on the company internet. My manager was turning red trying not to laugh when I lost my shit.