Based Sam

-Santa Anna’s Daddy -Father of Texas -Battle of San Jacinto Champ 🏆 I retweet because it’s funny (I’m not really Sam Houston). Don’t fall for my ragebate 😘

[Based Sam @BasedSamHouston]

@catturd2 It’s Meth head music.

[Based Sam @BasedSamHouston]

@DanPatrick @tedcruz Fuck you Dan Patrick.

[Based Sam @BasedSamHouston]

@catturd2 He sings music meth heads listen to.

[Daniel Hannan @DanielJHannan]

An apt day to remember that Dolly Parton once recorded a cover of Stairway to Heaven - and, in defiance of every moral law in the universe, she absolutely owned it.

[Based Sam @BasedSamHouston]

@DanPatrick Fuck you, Dan Patrick.

[Based Sam @BasedSamHouston]

@rolandf97 @WiCnet That’s after the fact when they switched sides mid battle

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@DanPatrick @GregAbbott_TX
Y’all are going to hand the democrats the biggest win in Texas history allowing these weed bans. Why because the government is making as much off of DUIs?

[Based Sam @BasedSamHouston]

@dfw_ella_ Troy wasn’t really super active with the gods. The odyssey was wayyyyyyy more active lol.

[Based Sam @BasedSamHouston]

@pascaliito Did you not watch the movie?

[Based Sam @BasedSamHouston]

@sntvizzy Wasn’t that the point of Nolan’s Version? The realization that Odysseus came to, that’s he’s a terrible person. He broke Zeus’ Law and did wrong by his own “morals”. I liked Nolan’s version, it showed how the greeks weren’t the good guys.

[Based Sam @BasedSamHouston]

@KingJameson7 Jesus didn’t tell his flock to kill the infidels lol

[Based Sam @BasedSamHouston]

@fw_Badman Hades couldn’t deny him the Aura 😅

[Based Sam @BasedSamHouston]

@averygayguy1 @MyTweetsMyThots @skylynyan That im a bigot, which you wouldnt know a bigot if they had their boot on your throat lmao.

[Based Sam @BasedSamHouston]

@MimeticLima @basic_vanilla @ConsulofRome_ Whats the difference in Mythology and Fantasy? Both are made up stories.

[Based Sam @BasedSamHouston]

@averygayguy1 @MyTweetsMyThots @skylynyan Say it with your chest twink

[Based Sam @BasedSamHouston]

@bestofGOT___ Only if Ser Davos is his hand.

[Based Sam @BasedSamHouston]

@Vader_x1 @MedievalScholar So they couldn’t sing songs about his “heroic” stand lol. Right call all day even though they’d cut him down.

[Based Sam @BasedSamHouston]

@espp1973 @AnotherSapien Stop being racist dude not cool…

[Based Sam @BasedSamHouston]

@Dslmaniac @AnotherSapien It’s a pendulum, goes back and forth from woke and normal. Right now it’s stuck in a middle ground. Weird times we are in for sure lol