Based Buc-ee

Parody/Satire.
It's hard to keep a good beaver down.
Not an official Buc-ee's Travel Centers account.
But definitely funnier.

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@lanegrabu Tell him he's dropped this 👑

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My photos app

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Samsung just mogged on Apple… 😭😭

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I should really call her.

[🇺🇸ColonelMAGAMark🇺🇸 @ColonelMark4]

Many Americans have no idea this exist.

This 100 ft tall monument was gifted to the people of the United States by the people of Russia in 2006, in memory of all those who lost their lives on that fateful day, September 11, 2001.

The breaking in the cracked façade forms the shape of the two towers.
The giant suspended tear drop signifies the tears of the entire world that day.

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@KirkHerbstreit Ohio State immediately offers him $5m NIL deal.

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@Jason_Ho_Ho_Ho @JohnBummit Panda Express is actually hardcore AMERICAN.

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@n2_taki @PintsBeauty I see Augustus Gloop!

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

One of the workers who cleans the 9/11 Memorial pool shares his story.

He cleans the pool with another worker five nights a week, from midnight to 8 AM.

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When that last baby seal looks you right in the eyes.

[Clavicular @Clavicular0]

I cant fucking do this clubbing anymore, cant stand it. Im done.

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@strallweat #metoo

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Non-Sequential Bros stick together.

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@jason_meister Does Rachel McAdams know she's in this ad?

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@GOP_is_Gutless Without government, who would make finding your rapist impossible?

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@RogerSeverino_ I am sorry, but Pop Tarts are a step DOWN from these delights.

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We've all been there, JoyceBot.

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@espn Pete Sampras is blacker than this guy.

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@WarPath2pt0 Truth.

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@JoyceCarolOates

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You grew up in a different country.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Never Forget
September 29, 2001 (Cold Open)

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@Kickachiever10 Let him live.

[jacob @jxcxbrxss]

I lost my Dad on 9/11. I don’t get a lot of reach on here. But I just wanted to share a picture. He was 39. I thought he was old. I’m now in my mid 30s and I still feel like a kid.

He was a great trader. He loved markets. He loved to find a stock no one was talking about.

The first trade I ever placed was on his work computer, where he let me click the button to buy AMAT. I loved going to the office with him. It was electric.

He was the best dad. We spent hours out in the street after dinner where he’d throw “pop flys” for me to catch. Eye on the ball.

He loved watching Sponge Bob and eating cereal, wrestling with us in the living room. He just loved being around his kids so much, and we knew it. I’m so grateful I got a dad like that.

Love you, Pops.