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[nena @cleo_bruh]

3yr old niece just asked me why am i me everyday

[ornstein (sober) @poopswag34]

Women who are forced to interact with me due to their service jobs become visibly uncomfortable

[idyllist ❆ @Paxanimous]

If you’re a man between the ages of 18-29 & you’re not spending 7+ hours a day on video games you’re wasting your life & your ancestors are ashamed of you

[໊ @soysabil]

sorry if i’m on edge, my brain keeps inventing scenarios designed specifically to upset me

[Pec @yungpec2]

My male BPD is acting up

[leanne @toothgarden]

computa, make it stop

[viktor @k111vv]

You’re in her DMs and I’m about to blow my shit smooth off

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Hey fine poop

[matt @ruffledsavior]

i love being fat and ugly. it's like is that girl into me? No. zero stress

[corb @awshuqs]

hey man we’re becoming shells of our former selves later if you want to pull up

[brent @murrman5]

old woman I gave my seat on the bus to: it’s nice to see polite normal men still out there.
me on way to ex gf’s work to sing teenage dirtbag in an effort to get her back: thank you!

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Literally loling. Guy shot me with a silver bullet because he thought I was a werewolf. I'm not and never have been. I am currently dying though on account of the bullet

[໊ @idontf3el]

imagine hating on me and i’m just in my room also hating on me

[gurg 🎧 @gurgx3]

the entire population is getting dumber and dumber around me and there nothing I can do but watch

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

My main problem with dating apps is that I’m pitching a product I don’t really believe in

[. @kratomthug]

my boss just told me to stop coming in 45 minutes late and leaving an hour early every day and I threw him across the room with my mind.

[Dante Black 🇧🇷 @DanteBlackYT]

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