Julian Augley

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@almurray Ordered mine already 👍

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@almurray I lived in Edinburgh, still live very near. I think it may have been the night I saw Rory Bremner in a queue for a show and drunkenly slurred at him 'you're really good'. Either way, I was also drunk when I saw it on the news.

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@danny_robins 😅😅

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@hoyer_kat @edbookfest That building on the right is my new office!

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@almurray Good job that man, not wanting to ignite a debate, but too many folks in the area not doing that.

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@danny_robins Ciaran couldn't refute any of the cases and couldn't carry on reading.

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It’s election week! At this important moment I would like to address your entire planet with a message to the people of Earth. And I think I found the perfect place to do it.

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@StueyD @danny_robins 😂😂👏👏👏

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@RickyB2003 @almurray Close, born in Musselburgh but apparently went to school in Dalkeith.

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@CHAIN_Network Really disappointed in this. I sent an email as suggested, sorry it didn't help!

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@almurray Tianducheng?

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@Moz550 @almurray Yep!

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@danny_robins @hayfestival 'The chances of anything coming from Mars...Ciaran?'

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@almurray I wonder if horses are cheaper than running a car just now? Definitely smarter than self-driving cars and I bet they can avoid potholes as well.

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@fesshole I did that once, and only once, nightmare scenario. Although I wasn't near a school.

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@Feargal_Sharkey Danny! 'Behs!'

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@IAPonomarenko I just bought it after reading this 😐 If you hadn't said 'science porn'....

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@danny_robins 'He who smelt it dealt it' - Danny Robins, 2026. Eggstrordinary.

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@almurray Don't think I have read the phrase 'B pillar' so many times in one day. My skoda had it on the fuel cap, but it fell off, and now resides in one of the cabin storage bins, but I have forgotten which one.

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@danny_robins @BloodyShellKen Love it. You could also add next time 'Ciaran was a witness'