Nick Bauer

From Leeds, then London, now Stockholm

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@Lord_Arse DTD

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@DonaldJTrumpJr No, he didn’t, you doylum

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@WhiteHouse @CathieDWood @elonmusk @SpaceX @NASA Gulf of Mexico

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@fwikingsson Well, you hate the English so I guess you’d know

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@DPunctum I’m gutted but the BBC has no money for local radio due to the government refusing to increase the license fee. It’s cheaper to replace Gary’s 2 hour show that requires paying music royalties with a programme featuring free content uploaded by listeners (sounds, erm, great)

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@USMNTvsHaters @FCBusParkers Because they’re crap

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@StaffanOlofsso3 @fwikingsson He clearly hates England, he always has done

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@walkers_crisps It’s not possible for me to dislike any crisp flavour. Apart from dill flavour, now that I live in Sweden, where crisp flavours are limited. They pretend to launch new flavours here, but they basically all taste of sour cream & onion (…and dill)

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@Ricky_Bobby1971 @HLTCO And that would be bad because…?

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@TheAthleticFC Like anyone cares about this league

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@piersmorgan No, Fernandez scored it, you fawning sycophant

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@sportbible @EduAguirre7 And why would Portugal bother to claim the goal for Ronaldo rather than Fernandez? Because Ronaldo is a petulant narcissist, by any chance? What a wanker.

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@SaucySeventies That’s a Spanish version of the theme tune for the 80s cartoon, Ulysses 31 (which was originally in French), quite possibly the best theme tune of any TV programme ever. And the best cartoon ever. In my opinion!

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@TheLeonSpence @petercrouch And what about the poor buggers who have paid to travel from other parts of the country and from abroad to go to a match. I’m sure they’ll be chuffed about this, it’ll really improve their opinion of the royal family

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@walkers_crisps 🍤🍸

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@Leedsmot1963 @LUFC @anandMenon1 Not the first time either, I saw this on June 6th

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@iambutcher Love that album, especially disc 2

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#InBielsaWeTrust

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@lufctrust @luscos @LFoodbank @LUFCFoodbank @simonotstreets Bra jobbat från en engelsman i Sverige👏👏👏

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@prodnose Stopped following you a few weeks ago, you really used to be funny but now you just come across as a Daily Mail reader, get a fucking grip