Bayou Guy 3000

#FortheH #LFC #Astros #Rockets #JFT97 #LevelUp #LiverpoolFC Retired Lawyer. Former NCAA pitcher. Small biz owner-Hawaii, Ski instructor-Utah. 38.

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@johnpavlovitz Dave Chappelle
Ricky Gervais
George Carlin
Louis Ck
Jamie Foxx

#mystandup5

Honorable mention to Mitch Hedberg, Robin Williams, Zach Galifianakis, Eddie Izzard

[Houston Fire Dept @HoustonFire]

Today, we celebrate their memory and honor their sacrifice: Capt William Dowling, E/O Robert Bebee, Capt Matthew Renaud, FF Anne Sullivan and FF Robert Garner. They made the ultimate sacrifice this day, in 2013 at 6855 SW freeway. @FireChiefofHFD

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@marinaxdove You’re not gonna vote against the scumbags that allow 18 yr olds to buy assault weapons without background checks or a waiting period? If not, don’t pretend like you give a damn about those poor Uvalde kids.

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@EmseeQueen @AnotherCavsFan @sarahbarshop Deshaun is a sexual predator bro.

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@TheNBACentralI @JakeLFischer Lol.

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@ImJackFromSpace @itsMrFusion @RooshWilliams If you cocksuckers keep talking about Ivey like it’s even a possibility, I’m gonna have an aneurism. Don’t even speak it into existence. It’s not a thing. It shouldn’t even be discussed.

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@MsCortese999 Diaz replaces Sadio. Kane would be replacing Firmino. Jota and Bobby as the versatile, pressing, goal scoring subs.

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@TheRocketsWire If they pass on one of the big 3, the anger will be palpable. Sacramento would have to give us something if serious value for us to give them #3.

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@camaronie @RooshWilliams That’s ridiculous. Chet has an extremely high floor. The real question is can he be great, which I’m not so sure he can. But when you’re 7’1, can shoot, have his kind of handle, and great touch, Brooke Lopez is basically the worst possible outcome for him.

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@KiddNateDogg @RooshWilliams Except Ivey isn’t even in the conversation. You morons need to stop trying to make that garbage a thing.

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@ImJackFromSpace @itsMrFusion @RooshWilliams Wtf do you mean, even if Ivey is the pick?!? Ivey is not a possibility. It’s Jabari, Chet, or Paolo.

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@itsMrFusion @RooshWilliams Stop. Just fucking stop. You people are gonna give me an aneurism if you keep trying to make Ivey even a possibility.

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@RooshWilliams Get that Jaden Ivey shit outta here.

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

Remember when United lost out to City on the final day and then Ferguson went out and bought Van Persie from a Top 4 rival to have that final piece and win the title the next season with ease?

Make Kane your Van Persie, Klopp.

[𝒌 @karlaslfc]

harry kane at liverpool?

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@Carl_M79 @CACoates96 He’s the one type of player we don’t have. He’s the type of player that can score in those Chelsea, Madrid style cup finals. With Salah and Diaz, wide, he’d thrive, plus his hold up play and one touch passing would increase Mo’s tally too. Great signing. Missing piece.

[Allison Marie @allyduck79]

An anonymous donor has paid for all the funerals of all of the victims of the school shooting. Rumor has it was Matthew McConaughey. Whoever it was, that was a blessing

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@buddyretardbot Breaking Bad was amateur hour television compared to the Sopranos, and Walter White was about as deep as a kiddy pool compared to Tony.

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@PauloAlvesNBA @BiasedHouston Wait, we get a higher pick AND never have to hear kid talking up Christian Wood again?!?

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@clutchfans If the Rockets trade #3, there will be blood.