Blake

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[Blake @Beakerbocker97]

Taking life one "are you fucking kidding me" at a time.

[Blake @Beakerbocker97]

Does anyone else think it’s a little suspicious that every McDonalds ice cream machine has been working fine since the Grimace shakes came out?

[Blake @Beakerbocker97]

@pegginpeggy I also just got mine this morning! I didn’t know that was a thing until today— oops

[Blake @Beakerbocker97]

I keep switching between Taylor Swift and Noah Kahn’s new albums. I’m rebranding to “bad bitch seasonal depression” until further notice.

[Blake @Beakerbocker97]

Asked the worker at Dicks to point me toward women’s athletic shorts with pockets and got led around the store for 20 minutes just find out they have none. Why hasn’t this become the norm?

[Blake @Beakerbocker97]

Had someone say they “blame my parents” for giving me a man’s name. I had to explain that I actually like my name, and appreciate the edge it gives me in the working world because people aren’t expecting a woman.
Also, don’t comment on my existence. I can like my name.

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

id, ego and superego

[Blake @Beakerbocker97]

The biggest tragedy of my life was that I never learned to swim, making it that I could never get Ariel as my buzzfeed quiz answer even though she was my favorite.

[adhd-angsty @AdhdAngsty]

The ADHD urge to quit your job as soon as you've mastered it and built a good reputation because it's no longer sparkly and you know it's only a matter of time before you get bored

[Blake @Beakerbocker97]

Glad the facilities team decided to power wash the sidewalk outside of my office for 8 full hours today. It’s not like I’m trying to do zoom calls or hear my own thoughts today anyway 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Blake @Beakerbocker97]

Much like my idol Shania Twain, I am unimpressed.

[Blake @Beakerbocker97]

My office is right next to the bathroom. But the worst sound I hear all day is the person in the office next to me burping at full volume nonstop 🤢🤢

[Barnes & Noble @BNBuzz]

They’re a 10 but they don’t actually exist outside of the book.

[Keoni Puʻuhonua o Waimānalo @Keoni_DiFranco]

Stop stealing our land.

As an occupied people we have the right to demand an immediate halt of all land & homes purchases by non state residents.

If you are purchasing land in Hawai’i & are not from here you are participating in land theft & the displacement of the Kanaka.

[Blake @Beakerbocker97]

@SavannahSP If you’re okay with answering, did you have any symptoms leading up to it? I am so paranoid of every ache muscle spasm now 😬😭

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

STRESS-STRICKEN DAD? Did you know that smiling has many benefits? It releases the hormone that tackles structural inequalities.

[Blake @Beakerbocker97]

People will write anything but my name on shit. I even spell it for them. “Elake” “Lake” “Kelke”. Why? I don’t even have a hard name!!!

[Blake @Beakerbocker97]

How am I supposed to have a hot girl summer with crippling anxiety?

[Blake @Beakerbocker97]

I live about 3 minutes from my favorite Chinese place in Etown. My NEPA roots still say “everything is a 40 minute drive” and has me in the parking lot 10 minutes early when the lady says it’ll only be 15 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Blake @Beakerbocker97]

I hate packing my lunch because by the time lunchtime rolls around I don’t even like what I packed anymore 🙃