The Bearded Ladies Club

2 old birds laughing* in the face of 40 something and flicking our V’s to impending middle age. *And sometimes crying. A lot. For no reason

[The Bearded Ladies Club @Beardyladies]

@NickFletcherMP @RishiSunak I’ll tell you what the right thing to do is Nick. Respond to your emails as you promised. Show some compassion and respect for the people that voted you in and pay your wages.

[The Bearded Ladies Club @Beardyladies]

@NickFletcherMP @EnvAgencyYNE @EnvAgency Still waiting for a response Nick. My email relates to my elderly parents, who are two of your consitituents. Not even a short courtesy email to express a tiny bit of compassion for their difficult circumstances or acknowledge the dangerous impact of the Cummings’/Johnson debacle

[The Bearded Ladies Club @Beardyladies]

@RishiSunak Arse. People are dying. Show some respect.

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@NickFletcherMP Still waiting for your reply Nick. Emailed twice. Put a day’s work in man & tackle your inbox. I need your clarification about how I should ‘interpret’ the guidelines. Mum still on covid ward in DRI. Elderly Dad still lonely & vulnerable. Any advice? Not seen either for 10 weeks

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

FACT: Men are naturally better at juggling home schooling, meal prep, shopping and cleaning while women are naturally better at working alone in peace. Thanks science for that one.

[The Bearded Ladies Club @Beardyladies]

@jeremyhstokes Loving the album cover before I’ve heard a note

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@flamingnora I’d say less passive and more aggressive. Makes my hackles rise.

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@timatkin This beauty

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@LucyMangan Gallons of this. Pretending it’s summer and I’m on the Cote D’az ♥️

[The Bearded Ladies Club @Beardyladies]

@jeremyhstokes Bread flour seemed to be in plentiful supply on supermarket online orders, in fact the only flour to be had.

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@KieranMahon1 Hill street blues
Taxi
Starsky and Hutch

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@daphlt My kid called tulips liptu’s and spaghetti ‘persgetti’. Broke my heart when she started saying them right.

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@JustinWatsonian Ditto bras

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From 2 mins 30. GPs triaging corona patients with complete absence of adequate protective gear Sort this out now @BorisJohnson @MattHancock

Coronavirus: Inside a UK GP surgery battling the outbreak https://t.co/gY5JO8Bvu0

[The Bearded Ladies Club @Beardyladies]

@Dempster2000 Someone I worked with who was obnoxious to me once emphatically told a colleague of mine that it wasn’t that he didn’t like me, he just ‘didn’t see the point of me’

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Train Guy .. Geoff Linton virtual F2F

[Balderdash @notDcfcBoss]

Born on this day 1933: actor Sir Michael Caine

[Matthew @dlglsh]

Parents: panic buying tissues and soap.

Children:

https://t.co/Bvr7PHNhHY

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@CakelessWonders Jaffa cakes! Yep could be worse...😊

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@NotRollergirl Was it a 70’s thing? My mum definitely did the knickers over the tights thing back in the day. My theory is it was to hold up them up before Lycra was invented.