B

Cynical optimist.

[B @BeeSurr]

@WarMonitor3 Pretty shit reporting from you on this one. Jaded by negativity.

[B @BeeSurr]

@bIurt99 Northern Ireland.. clown.

[B @BeeSurr]

@GBNEWS Lloyds card working. Halifax Mastercard not

[Rex Kwon Do @RexKwonDo_]

How has a £400,000 theft of SNP funds become a bigger story than £37 billion being spent on an app that didn't work?

[B @BeeSurr]

@BigMoLoyal1872 Because those ‘suspected’ of sex offences are likely to be subject to the court of social media and increased risk of harm before even being found guilty.

Football clowns are not.

[B @BeeSurr]

@shipper_now @claudeai Shipper 🔥

[Claire Coutinho @ClaireCoutinho]

Many couples work hard, but cannot afford to have another child.

Yet from this week, they’ll be paying more in tax so that couples on welfare with four, five, or six children receive more in benefits.

This is not fair. It is not compassionate to make welfare pay more than work.

[B @BeeSurr]

@NASA @NASAKennedy Why is the live view of the cockpit already like it’s being streamed over AOL dial up?

[B @BeeSurr]

@qatarairways hi Qatar. I sympathise with what’s going on in Middle East. We have a honeymoon booked on 30th May. Manchester > Qatar > Tanzania with you.

We are then due to fly Tanzania > Qatar > Bali with Qatar airways 10 days later.

Can you advise what our options are? 🙏🏻

[B @BeeSurr]

@LloydsBank This is appalling false advertising. Apparently I’m not eligible for the switch offer because I switched from a Halifax account.

Pictured are your terms and conditions. This makes no mention of it, otherwise both my wife and I would not have switched.

[Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic]

Mad to think we currently have the best rugby player and the best footballer in the world

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Good for you, Rowan

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

BREAKING:

In Tehran, people are cheering and celebrating amid reports of Khamenei's death.

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

scientists launched a SWAT operation on cancer this year and i’m loving it

[B @BeeSurr]

@matt_elevenlabs 11B

[B @BeeSurr]

@matt_elevenlabs 11b

[B @BeeSurr]

@LloydsBank The app isn’t working either. I hope you honour the switch offer.

Very disappointing.

[B @BeeSurr]

@LloydsBank what is wrong with your app / website?? Trying to sign up for the switch offer and it keeps crashing! 😤

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

BREAKING🚨: This is Mariano Barbacid, the scientist who may have discovered the cure for pancreatic cancer.