Team Skete

I only do whatever I want

[Team Skete @Beeach_Bum]

Out of curiosity, Why you buy the blue check Mark?

[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

Remember when Elon Musk posted a poll asking if he should step down as Twitter CEO, and users decisively voted yes, and nothing happened?

[Norman Ornstein @NormOrnstein]

The IRS is required to audit presidential tax returns. The corrupt Charles Rettig presided over the agency as it failed to audit Trump’s returns for his first two years in the presidency. He pledged under oath to follow the law. He lied. Prosecute him.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Marriage is a simple proposition: who do you love? And will you be loyal to the person you love?

It’s not more complicated than that.

The Respect for Marriage Act recognizes that everyone should have the right to answer those questions for themselves.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Last week, the IRS has stated that Americans must report payments on Venmo, PayPal over $600.

Last week, the Defense Department failed its fifth audit, unable to account for more than 61% its assets, worth about $1.8 trillion.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

After Hillary lost, she went for a walk in the woods, wrote books, did podcasts & traveled the world advocating for human rights & democracy at large.
She didn’t once call for the Constitution to be terminated.

But do go on about how women are “too emotional to lead” won’t you.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I don’t understand how COVID is spiking again after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened

[Stoff @_franny]

Y’all get mad when people post their Spotify wrap up thing. Y’all get mad when people post their voting sticker, when they post happy Mothers/Father’s Day, a latte, a hot dog at a baseball game. God damn lol. Let people be

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m in the basement, drinking until I fall asleep. My wife is crying, begging me to come upstairs & watch a Muppet Christmas Carol with my family. “I don’t care if I die tonight” I whisper.

[papíto @N0tafuckinbaker]

Yal don’t really enjoy oysters, let’s be fr

[Nicole Behnam @NicoleBehnam]

Please pray for our journalists who are being instructed to write fluff pieces on Sam Bankman-Fried and hit pieces on Elon Musk by institutions that pay them $35K/year to distract people from the truth.

[Team Skete @Beeach_Bum]

Dam near everything in our house is custom made by me or someone I know. This year has been madness but seeing the place finally come together makes me feel so much better about this year

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

BREAKING: Gen Z and young Millennials under 30 voted at such a high level and skewed for Dems so much we canceled out every voter over age 65 across the US house races.

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

Mitch McConnell just learned he will not be Majority Leader. Enjoy your evening, America.

[Team Skete @Beeach_Bum]

It’s hard to admit my gf is better at fishing than I am

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Selling this green check mark: ✅ $500 bucks or best offer.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i be singing the moaning parts too when i listen to pussy power