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[Brooke Lin @Brooke_Lin1]

I hate being a grower because if I ever get pantsed i lowk gotta start beating my shit

[Addicus Sappington @AddicusSapp]

Where to find condoms that aren’t so baggy google search

[Alexander @omfuze]

At what age do yo meat stop growing cuz aint no way

[JoëlMatipFanClub @jmatipfanclub]

Ryan Gravenberch furry sex

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

hang tight soldier, only 365 days until christmas

[. @KULUZEBSKl]

aunt dropped the ‘do you have a girlfriend?’ question sigh, gegenpressed in my own home ffs

[TRAVIS SCOTT @trvisXX]

I still believe In Santa I don’t give a fuck

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Wake up kids. You won't believe what the elf on the shelf has done for his final trick. Drank all those peach Jubels in the fridge then spewed all over the couch. Grrr so flipping annoying

[🐈‍⬛🧒 @2rare2rare]

in the chair and dude said rlly said “I love you” to my wife

[bels @AnnabelleHallUK]

Didn’t pull at the staff Christmas meal

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty

87 tours with 0 combat deployments

[Weddell Wisdom @nerpamindset]

never been a fan of her music but this is pure class 👏👏👏

[guselect @guselect]

Al designer shows what my balls look like in the summer

[Alex Kehr @alexkehr]

hot take: central park should be paved over and turned into an airport

[saila @sailaunderscore]

My life is just this, day after day.

[kat @seafairyservant]

October challenge
-Porn daily
-Alcohol daily
-No exercising
-3-5 hours of sleep a night
-12+ hours screentime
-Don’t go to work/skip all classes
-If in school GPA must stay below 2.0
-All meals must be microwaveable or DoorDashed