Michael Lambert

My tweets have no affiliation to anyone but myself.

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

How the fuck can you say he’s literally Hitler and Democracy is on the line but we wish him a speedy recovery and political violence is never acceptable?

If you have been saying any of that insane shit, then at least have the integrity to admit that this is the logical conclusion of your lies.

[Michael Lambert @BeeristMike]

@mattpfiff @thebeerists @BaronVonGrant @MarkRaup Noice

[Michael Lambert @BeeristMike]

Wow.

https://t.co/jy2Ns4ThCN

[Michael Lambert @BeeristMike]

@elmachuca Swing by @BigGroveBrewery and I’ll pour you a beer.

[Michael Lambert @BeeristMike]

@Killerhoudini @thebeerists @BaronVonGrant Bravo!

[Michael Lambert @BeeristMike]

@ABWGraham @Beerworkswill @thebeerists check this out.

[Michael Graham @ABWGraham]

We have an upcoming release I'm super excited about. @Beerworkswill brewed two batches of Pils - one with traditional methods (decotion, flotation, floor-malted pils, etc) and the other with modern. There will be 3 cans of each in a 6-pack and customers will guess which is which.

[Michael Lambert @BeeristMike]

@downthefence 🤷‍♂️

Keep in mind you’ll likely have a truncated experience, but breweries need all the help we can give them right now. The ones that are open are doing a great job with COVID protocols.

[Michael Lambert @BeeristMike]

@zacdudek @BaronVonGrant @PinthousePizza Shhhhhh

[Michael Lambert @BeeristMike]

@trickynicky8008 @thebeerists And that’s why my dad didn’t abandon me.

[Michael Lambert @BeeristMike]

@johnrubio @diegodeluna They save me from the dark.

[Michael Lambert @BeeristMike]

@itsmedamon @Delta @united I had one leg of a recent flight with @AmericanAir canceled due to Covid, and it was the easiest phone call to an airline I’ve ever made.

“Hey, you cancelled part of this flight, can I get a full refund?”

‘Yep’

2 whole minutes. Thanks @AmericanAir!

[Michael Lambert @BeeristMike]

@itsmedamon @Delta @united I’ve had my fair share of problems with @united. Once paid for an overweight bag that they ended up losing for a few days. I end up using any other airline when I have the chance.

[Michael Lambert @BeeristMike]

@1610captain @thebeerists @Killerhoudini Haha, thanks Dad!

[Michael Lambert @BeeristMike]

@Killerhoudini @thebeerists That super kind of you!

[Michael Lambert @BeeristMike]

@trickynicky8008 @thebeerists LOL. I just listened from that time stamp. My drunkenness was above par.

[Jeffrey Stuffings @JeffStuffingsJK]

At the present time, it is still illegal for TX breweries & brewpubs to deliver or ship beer. I ask that you please sign this petition to help us get a new avenue to keep our businesses alive during these times of severe economic distress. Thanks!

https://t.co/lmA69BykQZ

[Michael Lambert @BeeristMike]

Stop what you are doing and sign this petition right now.

[Texas Craft Brewers Guild @TXCraftBrewers]

We are asking for some temporary changes so Texas breweries and their workers can weather the economic crisis brought on by COVID-19 and so Texans can continue getting local beer while limiting person-to-person contact.

PLEASE SIGN & SHARE: https://t.co/bT6Lv4O9t0