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@MrHarryCole It is absolutely dreadful that Charlie Kirk was murdered. At the same time, this bizarre hagiography is utterly unhinged.

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@EventBrockwell @ParmesanPam :)))

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@leekern13 This is the most afters tweet of all time

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@DouglasKMurray As the famous quote goes, ‘Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it’. And as this article illustrates so effectively, it seems we’re forever doomed to ask ourselves: what is the point in Douglas Murray?

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@DouglasKMurray @YouTube Let us all remember: a straw man is still a straw man, even when it's stuffed together by a Brideshead Revisited pervert

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@PiersUncensored @piersmorgan @DouglasKMurray Murray is fascinating – a tumour only Britain could grow. Simultaneously overexposed to us, yet underexposed to others; living proof that the right accent and occasional latin can disguise the frailest intellect and most vicious bigotry. It's astonishing he hasn't become PM yet.

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@mislip @barryclassic @Robertc1970 So pleased to hear it - I had to go a couple of weeks without, so understand the worry!

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Phoebe the Big Ben Bong Girl has split from her manager Scooter Braun, Billboard reports

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@ParamountUK #1246M

[Dr Isabella Rosner @IsabellaRosner]

I've come across A LOT of good 17th- and 18th-century Quaker names over the past 3.5 years, as I've worked on my thesis. Now that my thesis is done and submission is near, it's time to share the more than 90 wildest early Quaker names I've found (in alphabetical order):

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@DanKNorris WOOFO

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@lucyfrazermp @BBC LOL. Keep going, it's working absolute wonders for your lot.

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@NJ_Timothy I must admit, I'd forgotten about you. But in such an unpredictable, volatile world and a news cycle speed set to 'breakneck', it's reassuring to look through your feed and see you're still an absolutely massive cunt.

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@BuzzFeed That line goes HARD

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@tywilc @CircuitdesYeux Was looking for this reply! Rock Minuet, man...

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@DailyMailUK Raasclaat, more like

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@gnarlymari @poet_this

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@erincardiff @journoannie I think we can all agree my Gillian McKeith was vibe-perfect

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@EnzoLibertarian @AlanHaw69641513 @supertanskiii Spoken like a true libertarian…