X.Tweety😌

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I'm an Astronaut, roaming spaces😌
#RMG
#TotalShutDownKe

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

This is the part of my story where i win and then win again, and again, and again

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

people mock what they secretly envy.

[Mofiyinfoluwa Odubanke. @__mofiyinfoluwa]

i remain absolutely stunned by the degree of perseverance needed to build a meaningful life

[Young⁠ @Brayohki]

kuna wasee hata wakidedi watakua wameenjoy life and have lived it. at my age kuna msee ametravel countries 20+, drove their dream car na hata akadate a cold hearted kikuyu babe.
it'd be so unfair for God to take a nigga like me who haven't experienced anything good about life

[𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞 ✪™ @Krepublics2_]

Your parents after finding out you skip classes to become elons Farmer

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Corporate Tip :
Normalize not wanting to be a manager

[X.Tweety😌 @BeistCurious]

Nikona 30bob mbele nyuma🥺

[Edwin Nganyi @EdwinNgany]

Kama uko campus jaribu sana utafute extra skills za kusurvive kwa streets kama bado hujagraduate.Huku njee after graduation ground hukuwa very hostile ata ukiwa na good grades in majority of these courses.

[Brian K. @Yenyewe]

Kenya makes stadiums just for national holidays????

[KARMAKHIZ @karmakhiz01]

At some point in life, you'll feel like you're losing the race..
It's important to remember... there is no race.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Thank you God for proofing to Kenyans that my tweets are facts and contain the truth only. Kazungu, read my tweets of February about you.

[𝐊𝐄𝐈𝐓𝐇 🛸 @Mkuruweng_]

Hapa local kuna mkisii ameskia msee amewekewa mchele akaenda kunawa mikono pia aekewe

[Joe @jojo__joe]

World Cup ya this time round watu wa Thika Road watakuwa wanaionea kwa mat wakieenda job tao 4am😂😂

[motion. @hashtagtw0]

Faking your music taste due to social validation is self-slavery btw.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

If I cut you off, your success later would not make me regret it. Good for you, but you’re still a terrible person in my book.

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Yaani polisi wameamka 4am kublock njia lakini wakati watoto wanapotea wanatulia.

Misplaced priorities in this country is prioritized.

[Omoalhaja @omoalhajaabiola]

It’s hard to bounce back. Please manage your finances well

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

REJECT THAT FINANCEBILL! There is nothing more left to tax. IMETOSHA!

[Bush🫟 @Bush_tf]

Msichana ni mala year lakini ukimuomba hakupei

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

Friends. Having actual friends. Not familiar acquaintances or online mutuals. Real Friends. One of the best hacks for a fulfilling life.