Ben Franklin Presidential Library

Voted “America’s Best Presidential Library” by Smithsonian magazine for 69 consecutive years, straight.

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Dear Elon,

Here are 5 things the PBFPL accomplished this week:

1) Avoided watching any sporting event that involved a team from Canada.
2) Won first place at Beef O’ Brady’s trivia night.
3) Took my 16-year old to the indoor go-cart tracks and put him into the wall, repeatedly.
4) Watched a documentary on the Battle of Yorktown.
5) Gave up sweet-tea. Because it’s too British anyway.

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@MarkXartWork @deesnider The only engagement that President Franklin was ever part of was breaking up a few that involved the French Parliament.

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@0rangeManBadTDS @WilliamSingourd @presbenfranklin President Franklin literally impregnated hundreds of French women back in the 60s. It’s part of European history that most of Western Europe does not want to talk about.

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@Anglo_Nomad @senatorsusanb @FreddieSchnertz @allseejay @Cristia45458159 @PamphletsY If I were as British as you were, I’d be pissed off too.

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@3YearLetterman @hasanthehun @CourtAnne1225 Meemaw was gold digging before Camilla Parker Bowles.

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@3YearLetterman They obviously weren’t playing the British.

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@SilenceDamned @guanon5 @ReginaldSpears Your either Canadian or still pissed about the outcome at the Battle or Yorktown.

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@jerseydevil69 @presbenfranklin @guanon5 @PatsyDiabetes @elonmusk Your not supposed to start a sentence with a conjunction.

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@Kami @Budget I highly suggest calling @BradWCAttorney.

Irregardless if you drank them or not, he will get you a four-figure settlement.

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@EliManning @EarvLikes

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@timburchett *Yer

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@PenguinSix @CatalinaLauf @POTUS I bet Canada will probably try to say President Franklin was never a president.

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@unclegarytrucks It really helps when your banging half of Congress.

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@kentbrocklin @3YearLetterman @seanhannity There is a strong correlation between people who don’t believe President Ben Franklin wasn’t an American president and people who put milk in a bag.

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@gabby_land33 @presbenfranklin @jkeeter82 @NickAdamsinUSA Oh, I know it is.

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@3YearLetterman @BradWCAttorney I heard he was on the Hooters bankruptcy case too.

Hardest working attorney in the single-mom sector.

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@jarvis_best Hopefully he’s been tested for STDs in the past week or so.

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@TMZ This is AI.

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@3YearLetterman The way that Jarbis included Canada in the plans is just shameful.

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@jarvis_best Same amount of playoff wins as the Dallas Cowboys in the 2000s.

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@tropicalupdate @NASCAR @FIRMANPower Boogety-Boogety!!