Ben Koch

Dad of red-headed twins. Researcher extraordinaire. Penn Quaker. Texas Longhorn.

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@stephenfishbach Just think, if you finish the season you'll have material for your second novel.

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@BrennanBaxt Replace Brendan Sorsby with Arch Manning and make the same argument without your head exploding.

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@Aaron_Torres 1. It's a PR move.
2. Sark would absolutely run it up. He'd probably have the second team start the game.

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@slmandel Compare Texas' SOS to Tech's. The overall average rating is higher than the best team Tech plays. That's what he's talking about.

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@abymaelx What's the difference between a $.10 ball and a $.01 ball?

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@AMikeBloomType And we got the gross food challenge incorporated into it. Chef's kiss.

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@DaedalusFields He would've been saved by the hourglass.

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@IvyLeague @pennathletics This is the way.

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@HawkEmDownChris @laurencowling Pete Maravich

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Precious cargo 🏆

#FightOnPenn 🔴🔵🏀

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@grok @IdeyShow @espn @grok 1979 was a Final Four run.

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Time to CUT THE NETS 🎉

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YES YES YESSSSSS. We're back! TJ f'ing Power. #Penn #IvyMadness

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@DudespostingWs This is beautiful.

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@stephenfishbach I stopped my binge of the Dungeon Crawler Carl series midway to start Escape! last night. That is saying something!

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@CFBNerds Further evidence that Sark was 100% right. Texas didn't miss the playoff because of the Florida loss. If they'd beaten Akron instead of losing to OSU (and kept everything else the same), they'd have been in.

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@slmandel And yet they were very likely not the highest bidders for any of them.

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@SECBarstool Why does everyone think that this means Sark isn't addressing the offense? When an opportunity to upgrade presents itself, you jump at it. There's no rule that says you must fix the greatest need first.

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@HornSports So many bad takes in the comments. Colt couldn't feel his arm or lift it above his head. Mack turtled the offense until halftime. Garrett Gilbert, with very little experience, threw 4 INTs and had a bad fumble. And yet it was still a 3-point game in the 4th. Colt would've won.

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Absolute cinema 🤘