Ben Murry

[Ben Murry @BenMurry1]

@BulwarkOnline @samstein @Timodc Hey @PhilMickelson how many “illegal immigrants” have carried your clubs, mowed your greens, washed your cars, served your clubhouse food or cleaned your houses. Douchebag.

[Ben Murry @BenMurry1]

Truth.

[Sami Scheetz @SamiScheetz]

Such a fucking embarrassment

[TAM SURBA @samanthaSWERVa]

i don’t want to live in a world without mike leach in it. #PrayersForCoachLeach

[Ben Murry @BenMurry1]

@b_surratt Genius.

[Madrid Softball @MadridTigersSB]

Tigers pick up the opening day win! 9 different players score a run on the way to a 9-4 win over Glidden-Ralston!

A. Dean: Solo HR
L. Kockler: 3-Run Double
K. Sullivan: 2-Run Triple
C. Knudsen: 4 BBs, 3 SBs
B. Murry: W, 7 IP, 2 ER, 7 Ks

[Ben Murry @BenMurry1]

@kdringg Is that Sears on the far left? Maybe Blockbuster in the middle?

[Ben Murry @BenMurry1]

And just like that @chrisrock is relevant again. #BitchSlap

[Ben Murry @BenMurry1]

@kdringg Big Oil stock price increases the past 6 months. ConocoPhillips +77.8%; ExxonMobil +62.2%; Chevron +77.4%; Shell +35% and BP 22.5%

[Ben Murry @BenMurry1]

@kdringg The Big Peach every Sunday May-Oct

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Sunday morning ritual. Kids today will never understand.

[Organize Iowa @OrganizeIowa]

@VoteJakeChapman Why so angry bro? Get your weenie caught in your zipper? #QuitHatingTeachers #CanYouEvenRead

[Ben Murry @BenMurry1]

@scottcolsen *Piccadilly Pizza and Dashboard Subs

[Ben Murry @BenMurry1]

I'll never understand why people think Casey's pizza is an Iowa treasure. It sucks. It's from a gas station. Gas stations are for gas, soda, beef jerky and lottery tickets.

[Ben Murry @BenMurry1]

@scottcolsen So apparently you hate Christmas? Jesus invented Black Friday and Cyber Monday so @amazon, @Walmart and @Target could provide you with cheap electronics and lotion that smells like peppermint.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

stop glorifying work exhaustion!!!!

start glorifying people who don't respond to emails at night!!!!

[Ben Murry @BenMurry1]

@scottcolsen @principal Looks like Jess is getting a 2nd job when you hit the big 5-0

[Ben Murry @BenMurry1]

@kaufmannGOP Remember this? You missed the target on this one. Dumbass.

[Ben Murry @BenMurry1]

@kaufmannGOP Remember this? Missed the target on this one, dumbass.

[Paul Begala @PaulBegala]

Texas turns blue tomorrow. Not some day. Not 2024. Tomorrow. #TurnTexasBlue