Ben Pellican

[Ben Pellican @BenPellican]

@DJShackson How does Boris always look shambolic? Not just the hair cut. Does he purposely choose the "pig-pen" look?

I think he needs an earthing wire to get rid of the static cling.

[Ben Pellican @BenPellican]

Been a while since I've seen noctilucent clouds in Noord Holland
@Marco_Langbroek

[Ben Pellican @BenPellican]

@engineers_feed Does it have to be only from space? We do telemetry and our definition is transmitting data from a remote location.

[Ben Pellican @BenPellican]

@DJShackson Dear Lord Gayness,

Can we get a detailed definition of exactly what is "perverted sex" from your loon buddy? Are they implying those who have procreated can never have "perverted sex"?

Intolerance must be very painful and an eternal torment. So who's mentally ill?

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Watch Falcon 9 launch 22 @Starlink satellites to orbit https://t.co/CrgyrcZULG

[Ben Pellican @BenPellican]

@DJShackson @iamAtheistGirl I wouldn't recognise one if I heard it.

[Ben Pellican @BenPellican]

@DJShackson In my day, teachers threw the blackboard duster at dozing/distracted students. What do you throw in the age of the digiboard? Your wireless mouse? No, throw the defibrillator! Ingenious. And if that doesn't catch their attention, give 'em a jolt.

[Ben Pellican @BenPellican]

@DJShackson Tax haven at work

[Poppy Northcutt @poppy_northcutt]

Some folks think Starship test launch was a failure because it ended with an abort shows a basic misunderstanding of purpose of a test flight. A test flight is meant to stress system in order to improve. To paraphrase Bill Gates—you learn more from failure than from success.

[Ben Pellican @BenPellican]

@cdsol3US @MarcusHouse You didn't get the memo? Super heavy is the new TBM.

[Ben Pellican @BenPellican]

@DJShackson The real Father Gabriele Amorth didn't ride a Vespa?

[Ben Pellican @BenPellican]

@DJShackson ...but you're not my master. Why would I follow you? I just want to go home to my master.

🐿️!

[Ben Pellican @BenPellican]

@DJShackson Good thing you didn't wear the penis suit this time.

https://t.co/3yjzUXc05i

[Ben Pellican @BenPellican]

@DJShackson So if I enter legally, I will have access to UK's modern slavery system?? I gotta get me a few of them there newfangled modern slaves. Clumsy or not, I still don't get why they mention "slaves" at all. Was the poster a prank?

[Ben Pellican @BenPellican]

@DJShackson That 4th item..?

[Ben Pellican @BenPellican]

@DJShackson Oh dear, so what can I include in my bio? Apparently being called Jarred & playing high school lacrosse will get my CV past the AI vetting.

[Ben Pellican @BenPellican]

@DJShackson You missed an option: both

[Ben Pellican @BenPellican]

@DJShackson Good luck & I hope your check in baggage has similar luck!

[Ben Pellican @BenPellican]

@DJShackson The one time I did that, l panicked while standing in line with everyone sticking out their tongues & the priest placing the rice wafer there. Reflexes kicked in & I grabbed the wafer before it landed. Didn't seem to perturb the guy. I think he'd already made me for an imposter.

[Ben Pellican @BenPellican]

@DJShackson But doesn't Brexit mean the UK no longer has to adhere to those oppressive human rights draconianally imposed by those awful Europeans with bad accents who only want to tell UK what to do?

#takethepowerbackwards