Ben Smee

Guardian Australia Queensland Corro. Second place winner in home brew competition

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At 14, Sam has the mental capacity of a five-year-old. So what’s she doing in a Queensland police cell?

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@Craig_Foster Love your work Foz

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@InvertTheWing Was that the tweet about how you were deleting everything and not posting anymore?

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Someone call the celebration police

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@InvertTheWing If Arsenal play one of these two teams in the final they will be in the final of the champions league

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@ChiamakaAFC Reyes

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Cheers for Kudus lads.

Off you pop to the championship 👋

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@InvertTheWing Have a sook

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@EBL2017 He reminds me of Maradona (not physically or even in style) the way he uses subtle changes of speed in addition to touches and other movements. Totally exploits the fact defenders are so scared of not being able to match him for pace

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The best part about this is that this bloke’s whole schtick is literally pretending he knows about football, and literally almost everyone else expected this outcome

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I genuinely cannot believe what I've just watched.

I am speechless.

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@Funwithflares Thank you for your service

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I was sad Spurs had dropped Vicario but this new guy is some inspired recasting.

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This is the Kinsky of Twitter accounts

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Tudor IN.

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Vicario being dropped may just top Bilbao.

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@Funwithflares This mob’s headphone suppliers looking to expand their warehouse

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New manager splat

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@NewcastleJetsFC Is it Maria Maroulis?

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♟️Zubi vs Eze ♟️. Make it happen @Arsenal

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Don’t say anything just rt

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Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

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Pull the trigger.

[Saka Prime (fan) @AFC_enjoyer]

Gun to your head, sell one