BenedictTheCorgi

I’m a corgi. That’s what makes me special!

[BenedictTheCorgi @BenedictCorgi]

@magachrchpastr Easily, hands down, the most delusional post I’ve read anywhere.

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@AlBuffalo2nite @ryangrim So you’re saying that the allegations that the deceased approached the officers with his gun drawn as well as the allegations that he was there to cause maximum carnage were arbitrary and capricious?

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@JoJoFromJerz ❤️

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@Acyn Unless of course those people are the president himself, or any of his sycophants.

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@cturnbull1968 Are you going to find cameras to stand in front of and hiss “Antifa” the same way you did “Benghazi”??

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@RpsAgainstTrump Was Miller’s wife part of the pre-nup? Has Vlady Pu Pu approved the breakup?

[Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw]

Yep. You know what to do.

[BenedictTheCorgi @BenedictCorgi]

Side eye? How about stink eye? Hoomun, I won’t go anywhere! That squirrel is out here! #CorgiCrew

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Hi frenz, guess who is 2 years old today?

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@Angry_Staffer He does not sound well. At all.

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@Angry_Staffer Batshit crazy. I detect astonishment in your prose.

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@gtconway3d I’m pretty sure @BenedictCorgi would bulldoze the cat into the fence repeatedly to knock it down and get to the reward

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@Pink You are an awesome human at that. Don’t ever change.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Hey evangelicals, are you tired of this crap yet? Or do you still want the devil carrying your cross?

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Hoomun says I’ll feel better soon, but I’m kinda woozy #benedictthecorgi

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@PopularLiberal Awesome

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#CorgiLover #CorgiCrew
Properly honoring all Corgis!

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@gtconway3d Maybe, just maybe, the defense team can get into Biden’s head (lord knows they’ve been trying), and have him declassify them in his mind. Then everything is good? Amiright?

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Excuse me hoomun, but I can’t help but notice that you are snacking on salami, cheese, and crackers. I too enjoy a good cheese, cracker, and salami snack combo.

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“Be careful, if Tucker Carlson can be fired for being a human sack of poo who spreads lies for profit, you can too. They’re coming for us”.

Poor bastard, how’s he gonna squeak by on that paltry frozen fish trust fund?