Britt

Calypso.

[Britt @BenelliAndBlaze]

“Here’s a tip. It’s really hard to get tuna out of your dickhole.”-Squirrely Dan #LetterkennyLifeLessons

[Britt @BenelliAndBlaze]

I have to learn a balance. Between working and workaholic. Between learning about life and living it.

[Bukowski Quotes @BukowskiQuotesT]

Any damn fool can beg up some kind of job; it takes a wise man to make it without working. Out here we call it 'hustling'.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

I’m hearing a lot of “so men are just supposed to be scared of women now?” I mean, if that’s what needs to happen for you to be cool to us, maybe. We’ve been scared of you for like six thousand years. You’ll get used to it after a while.

[Noodles @Dawn_M_]

Drank so much coffee my ponytail has a heartbeat.

[Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn]

I just got the minivan washed if anyone wants to party this weekend.

[Britt @BenelliAndBlaze]

@samikayyy_3 @rebeccarmix @velocirider Lmao yesssss

[Britt @BenelliAndBlaze]

Pure fire 🔥 https://t.co/zEjb5FtUru

[CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️ @oranicuhh]

A letter to Kanye Omari West. Over his own beat. 🤮

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Sometimes it’s good to just not say shit 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Britt @BenelliAndBlaze]

😂💀 https://t.co/rDyUbOyXnX

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

I hear @StormyDaniels is doing porn again. Say what you want about @realDonaldTrump, but he gets people back to work.

[Britt @BenelliAndBlaze]

I don't think my coworkers understand that it is okay to shut the fuck up for 2 minutes and just be quiet. 🙄 #AboutToLoseMyShit

[Britt @BenelliAndBlaze]

@FightsOnVine @samikayyy_3 You.

[doo doo puss @beanhooks]

I don’t need you, I can suck my own tiddy.

[Cathenia @oopstastik]

Karma is the bitch we all wish we could be.

[Britt @BenelliAndBlaze]

If your vagina doesn't have a heartbeat when you see him, he ain't the one.

[Britt @BenelliAndBlaze]

@samikayyy_3 @TheyCallMeEMac @PALapalooza_ 😂😂 YESSSSS. THEY GET IT.

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

I wish personalities had a fragrance. You could sniff out if someone's sweet, sour, or a pile of burning garbage before even talking to them — like a fucking scented candle of friendship potential.