.

I never wanted to see half the things I've seen, and I've never seen half the things I wanted to. All views are my own.

[. @Benjoncon]

@virginmedia I don't understand how you can charge £40 for not sending a box back when you never sent a box to put it in? Worst company and customer service I've ever had to deal with. Avoid at all costs.

[. @Benjoncon]

@HMRCcustomers Hi Sofia, I belive so!

[. @Benjoncon]

@HMRCcustomers Hi, I claimed my tax rebate for working from home and afterwards I was told that my tax code would change - I didn't want this to happen as I've now stopped working from home. Please advise.

[. @Benjoncon]

Has anybody bought The Festive One from Dominos? If your answer is yes, then who hurt you?

[. @Benjoncon]

@mrjamesob have a word with the podcast person, left me with a cliffhanger!

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

🔥 UNEARTHED: Honest Brexit Ad from 2016.

[. @Benjoncon]

"I'm not racist but I think we should only let white people be the pm" - A bloke I have to spend a week with.

[. @Benjoncon]

@McDonalds had some fraud on my app and your chat bot is awful, who do I need to contact?

[Steven Swinford @Steven_Swinford]

EXCLUSIVE:

I'm told that Boris Johnson is expected to stand in the Tory leadership contest

He's taking soundings but is said to believe it is a matter of national interest

https://t.co/SuApE3RmIr

[Chris Bryant @RhonddaBryant]

Tofu: 1; Braverman 0.
Lettuce 1; Truss 0.

[. @Benjoncon]

Congrats to our new PM.

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

The lettuce is victorious.

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

It’s over.

There’s an old idiom in politics: you can lose Dick and Dom and survive; you can lose Steps and survive. You can’t lose both and survive.

[. @Benjoncon]

It's the anti-growth coalition.

[TLDR News UK @TLDRNewsUK]

40 Conservative MPs did NOT vote with the government in today's vote, including:

- Boris Johnson
- Kwasi Kwarteng
- Theresa May

As well as:

- Wendy Morton (the Chief Whip until about 10/15 mins ago)
- Liz Truss (the Prime Minister, at time of writing)

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

Anyone who is pleased Grant Shapps is the new Home Secretary has not been on a train or plane while he was Transport Secretary

[Henry Zeffman @hzeffman]

Come for the tofu-eating wokerati, you best not miss

[. @Benjoncon]

Braverman is a thundercunt but that resignation is *chefs kiss*

[Tim Farron @timfarron]

Honestly, when we sent her in undercover, we never thought it would work this well. As we celebrate/mourn today 100 years since the last Liberal PM, Agent Liz is ensuring that the Conservatives now get their opportunity to have a century out of power…

[Robert Peston @Peston]

“I am a fighter and not a quitter” says Truss. Her MPs look embarrassed

[. @Benjoncon]

Got a dog today and the first thing he decided to do was to mark the four month old baby.