Benno Garwood

Cook. Hunter. Politically annoyed. Grateful for #publiclands. Interested in most everything without the time to learn enough... But working on it 💪

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@benshapiro "Talent." Journalism is dead.

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@jordanbpeterson This is of course not attractive. And it's almost certainly a shit post, rage bait, a prank, or a person with some sort of mental disability. Pretty surprise Dr. Peterson fell for it.

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@RepMTG Uh... Aren't you exercising your first amendment rights by posting this tweet? Doesn't that make this - and you - redundant, self contradictory, and absurd?

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@RepMTG @TuckerCarlson You hapless sycophant. Media is supposed to keep government in check. But you're so pleased to sidle up to anyone who on your side of this manufactured bullshit culture that keeps you all rich. Be better.

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@donlemon Why does a news anchor have an agent?

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@POTUS Don't be a clown. The monetary policy reducing inflation isn't your policy. And the inflation also started under you. Be better.

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@RepMTG Wait. Did you just admit that Biden is president? Like actually for real president. Oopsies. A little sanity sneaked through. How embarrassing.

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@SwiftKey How do I get rid of the Bing search function on ios? Didn't ask for it. Don't want it.

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@CapturingChrist The word "appropriate" disqualifies this syllogism. By what standard? Says who? The initial assumption fails before the rest of the assertions are made.

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@RepMTG @Walmart Classic conservative republican thinking: government shouldn’t meddle in private business! Unless of course it’s something we don’t like. Pipe down, Marj.

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@MufcWonItAll @RepMTG @Walmart Pipe down, Feller. Marj is a wack job but this is an absurd false equivalency. Learn things. Then speak.

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@RepMTG @Walmart How’s that “demand” working out for ya? Disheartened to discover that you don’t actually have any power?

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@RepMTG “Wrong, inappropriate, immoral, indecent, perverted, shameful, AND incredibly harmful…” Wowzer Marj! Lots of big words. How many of them can you define without the aid of a dictionary, a midol, AND a nap?

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@RepMTG Do they let you ride a unicorn in your imaginary world?

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@RubinReport Remember back when you used to seek the truth wherever it went? Back before you were a shill for the right wing narrative. Those were good times.

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@RepMTG @elonmusk Pipe down, you. Grownups are talking.

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@scrowder You’re a context-free ideologue. I support free speech. I think this was the right choice. I also think Trump is an exceptional fool. Therefore I support this move but without a smile. Try nuance on for size one day.

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@annamerlan Hey @TuckerCarlson remember how you're a giant liar?

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@DangeRussWilson Yeah but you lost to @Seahawks

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@RSBNetwork "This could only happen to me." Poopy pants. What an infant. Will we ever have a strong president again? Screw this crybaby.