Berger King

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[mickey friedman @mickeyxfriedman]

she was beautiful, like code that compiles on the first try

but also you just knew that there was something deeply wrong with her, like code that compiles on the first try

[clayton @clayhaight]

nah even the oven?!

[brometh @bromethazine]

Damn, dude, RIP to one of the great posters. Didn’t get to know the guy but his greatest hits still echo in my brain

[chris person @Papapishu]

Rest in peace to Mike F. One of the best to ever do it. I’m kinda devastated man.

[Reductress @Reductress]

I LIVED IT: I Tried on a Mood Ring and It Screamed and Screamed and Screamed: https://t.co/BodUeGQI8y

[sunny madra @sundeep]

The X “for you” algorithm adapts too quickly to a single post or share, leading to an overfit feed on that particular topic.

[Arsenal Babe @arsenalbabe_]

LONDON: A 15-year-old boy stunned a London courtroom after refusing to live with every family member the judge suggested claiming his parents, aunt, and grandparents had all beaten him.

With no relatives left to place him with, the judge asked who he wanted custody from.

The boy calmly replied:
“Chelsea FC. They can’t beat anyone.”

After checking legal guidelines, the judge granted temporary custody to the team.

That’s it, ladies and gentlemen.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Reverse Hallmark Movie? Woman’s Home Town Visit Reaffirms How Much She Loves Career and Big City: https://t.co/lMKOqoeCDZ

[ara @kthmyeuphoria]

You have to lose all credibility as an educational institution after siding with the college girl that writes at a fourth grade level

[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

The USS █████████

[Epic Wallpapers @Epicartworks]

.@shrek2fanboy

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I hope Kyle Rittenhouse gets into boxing

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

Been looking at hundreds of bad tweets the last few days, putting together the bracket.

This year felt a bit different. There's still lots of great (terrible) posts. But I'm always looking for posts that are bad in a fun way. The ideal bad post is something like "The Energizer bunny died from the covid vax" or "Mr Pringles is polyphobic".

This year, there are a lot more posts than previous years that are bad in the 'straight up evil' sense, bad but not in a fun way. I try not to include those, because a guy just straight up saying "we should kill this ethnic minority" is a very bad post but isn't fun at all.

In collecting all these I have this weird perspective on X that maybe nobody else gets, and it's pretty clear how the site has deteriorated.

[Berger King @BergerKing13]

@montiopls @lyzantine @bradleyjbayer @anactualwalnut Then yes

[Jonathan Frostathan the 🌾Field🎮Gamer🧔‍♀️ @BestJonRobEver]

One of my favorite internet moments was when a guy argued that coughing baby would win because the hydrogen bomb's explosion is technically a suicide move, meaning that it's always gonna die before hitting the baby.