Bernard Werner

Not-so-secret burner account • Holder of 2 NY notary licenses • enthusiast • Hot sauce and $TSLA • Not not Bernard Werner

[Bernard Werner @BernardWerner]

After 3 months, it’s officially “Done”

Housekeeper out sick for the week so the black Ts stopped showing up fresh and folded in my drawer.

Final Takeaway: it takes about 2 months for my wife to notice I’m “doing something different” clothing-wise 😂

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Looking to boost my productivity without having to boost my productivity so been doing the “only wear a black tshirt” thing for like 1 1/2 weeks now.

I only have 5 of them though so will keep this up so long as theyre popping up freshly folded in my drawer.

Stay tuned.

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@MLFootball Latrell Sprewell
vibes

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@jacklanger Halevai

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@endimem_music @RobinhoodApp And a feathered hat to me!

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@islandjew Reminding me about this 👇

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I feel like @KassyDillon is uniquely positioned to shed some light on this pressing matter.

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@jacklanger @MrBeast @Feastables So that’s what this “Mr Beast” looks like?

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@DBashIdeas *Allegedly

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BREAKING: White House currently has no plans on rebuilding the Third Temple in Jerusalem.

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There seems to be a targeted attack against #Bitcoin Every single bot accounted instantaneously tweeted a version of its own HODL post.

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There seems to be a targeted attack against #Bitcoin Every single bot accounted instantaneously tweeted a version of its own HODL post.

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Who else is psyched to watch 60+ mins of commercials for about 12 mins of actual football!

Just thankful I don’t care about college ball

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It’s time to knock it off @endimem_music

Now my 2nd graders telling me he should’ve brought a horse to yeshiva today because “my Rebbi made us a farbrengin” 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Anyone know what the heck this is talking about??

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Shofar was found by shachris this morning . . .

the Satan rn

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@gutgezugt https://t.co/dfTzwGbkqG

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@whats_myhandle @endimem_music תיקו

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No shofar to be found by shachris this morning . . .

the Satan is so confused rn

[Bernard Werner @BernardWerner]

Shofar was found by shachris this morning . . .

the Satan rn

[Bernard Werner @BernardWerner]

No shofar to be found by shachris this morning . . .

the Satan is so confused rn

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@whats_myhandle @endimem_music תיקו

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Anyone know what the heck this is talking about??

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@whats_myhandle Same. Apparently it’s the latest charity campaign strategy.

@endimem_music’s two favorite things in one. . .

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@stevewilldoit BTC

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@TansuYegen the Abec 9 of Nerf guns

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This wild Nerf minigun fires 3,000 darts in just one minute like a foam storm 💥

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@PathMasterPo @ItsAndyRyan WE did it.

I just took notice of it.