Rusty Shackleford

Future beauty school drop-out; officially not trying to hide from prospective employers
Pronouns: boy/man/god/shit
All opinions are still for sale...

[Rusty Shackleford @BertJacobson11]

When the "red pill" wears off...

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Conservatives on Reddit can't figure out why the GOP voted against contraception

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Masked Figure Claiming to Be HasanAbi Begins Streaming on His Account

https://t.co/rfW7xnxQ4b

[Rusty Shackleford @BertJacobson11]

@OfficialCWATSON h3h3 - 2.9 million subs
Christian Watson - 6.31k subs...

[Rusty Shackleford @BertJacobson11]

@TQPurdon This is what happens when you feed the trolls...

Also, Port consistently voted for the "leopards ate my face party" throughout the last 5 years and just recently started complaining about leopards eating his face...
https://t.co/cf6ovU1irz

[Rusty Shackleford @BertJacobson11]

Historians Uncover Lost Socrates Dialogues Where He Just Gave Up And Started Screaming That Opponent A Fucking Brainwashed Shill https://t.co/o9uxOY7BdI

[Owen Ellickson @onlxn]

“there is no truth to those stories we wrote about our experiences & then published w/ a note explicitly stating they were non-fiction”

[Rusty Shackleford @BertJacobson11]

Today @elonmusk & @mtaibbi make the argument that revenge porn is #FreeSpeech #FreePress #TwitterGate

[Rusty Shackleford @BertJacobson11]

@elonmusk more like they let an inmate take over the prison

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

the "free speech" conversation is not a serious one, it has legal limitations and vibe based limits like when someone openly claims they love hitler. nazis also dont believe in free speech, they just want to sucker ppl into allowing them a seat at the table until they get power.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Obama: Mr. Walker has been talking about issues that are of great importance to the people of Georgia like if it’s better to be a vampire or a werewolf.. This is a debate that I must confess I once had myself.. when I was 7

[Rusty Shackleford @BertJacobson11]

@McFeely_Inforum @inforum Don't worry I'm sure the football team will be just fine... who needs philosophy anyways...

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Joseph, while you’re fixing things with the railroad…get them to pass The Equality Act affording civil rights to the LGBTQ community. And extend the child tax credit. How bout the 35$ cap on insulin … all’s I’m saying, a few things already passed in the house. C’mon buddy

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

No Joe, you’re supposed to help the railroad workers… you got it backwards. A handful of sick days c’mon! Workers of the world unite!

[Rusty Shackleford @BertJacobson11]

I can't believe the liver king was taking steroids, I figured he just worked out more than me... #Subprimal

[Rusty Shackleford @BertJacobson11]

I've never met that guy before....

[Rusty Shackleford @BertJacobson11]

@elonmusk Freedom of association, you ignoramus buffoon. Free speech absolutist tend to be invidious little creeps like you, who would want to associate with an ape like yourself? All due respect to apes....

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"So this stuff really works?"

[Rusty Shackleford @BertJacobson11]

If anybody asks; this is a parody account....