Bertie🇺🇸

God, Family, Patriot, Pro-2nd Amendment, Constitution, Pro-Life, Pro-Blue 🙏🏻 May America be great again! 🇺🇸🇺🇸 🔥🚫PORN🚫

[Bertie🇺🇸 @Bertie45450]

This is about to happen!😎😎🇺🇸

[Bertie🇺🇸 @Bertie45450]

@LiftEdge Even after losing weight, her skin remains a major problem, requiring surgical excision and necessary maintenance.

[Bertie🇺🇸 @Bertie45450]

@elonmusk This is absolutely astonishing! It's a leap forward!

[Bertie🇺🇸 @Bertie45450]

@SamaHoole I had never heard of it before. It's a great story.

[Bertie🇺🇸 @Bertie45450]

@TiffMoodNukes OMG, that cat is doomed!

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

No one with a gender studies degree crying about the "far-right" contributed to the production of this.

[Sean Hannity 🇺🇸 @seanhannity]

“Jesus is coming back.”

Franklin Graham on the signs of the second coming of Jesus Christ and what the Bible says to look for.

Full episode out tomorrow on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Me and my dad on an LA County rig back in the good old days. We have virtually zero pictures of our early years because they all burned up, so this one is special.

I should've paid more attention when they were showing me the pumps. Maybe we could've saved our houses.

[FeelGoodThoughts @feelgoodtale]

My mother stole from my grandmother who was raising her three children.
We were 5, 4, and 1 years old when my mother decided she didn't want us. My biological parents were granted a divorce, and because my grandmother didn't want us in foster homes, she took us in to raise us at the age of 73. The judge asked her if she could provide a home for us, and she said she could. My biological parents were supposed to pay my grandmother a certain amount, but she never received anything.
My grandmother wanted us to move from the city to the country, so we left Texas and moved to Arkansas. While she was getting things settled, she went to the bank to withdraw money from the savings accounts she had set up for each of us. There was nothing there. My mother had closed the accounts and taken all the money. This happened in the 1960s, and I assume that's why she was able to do it. I know that today she could never have closed them.
My grandmother was hurt. All three of us were hurt. Even so, it was my mother who did the hurting.
She never went to see the football games my brother played in, nor to hear the concerts of the band he played in. She was never able to hear the piano recitals I gave. She wasn't at my wedding, nor was she there when my two daughters were born. She never got to meet her granddaughters. All by her own choice.
My grandmother was the one we loved and honored until the day she passed away. She lived to be 97, and losing her was the hardest day of my life. We had "Forever in our hearts" engraved on her headstone, and that's how we continue to feel. She was our angel.

I wanted to attach a photo of us and my grandmother from the last time we were all together. She was in her early 90s and the three of us were adults. That was many years ago, but her teachings and love will last forever.

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

A 3 year old girl watched her mom burn alive after Israel bombed Gaza again. The Israelis are monsters who won't stop slaughtering Palestinans. They've murdered thousands of children with our money. And our media says we're bigots if we don't fund these type of gruesome deaths.

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

The only people pretending Israel is our ally are people in government and national media. No one else thinks it was in our national interest to give them over $320 billion or start seven wars for them that cost us $8 trillion. You'd have to work for the Israelis to believe that.

[Gia Macool @GiaMMacool]

Women get h*rny for reasons most men never notice.

• She likes your voice:

Calm.
Deep.
Certain.
You think you’re having a conversation but she’s listening to something entirely different.

• You smell good:

Women attach memories to your smell. His smell can resurrect him even when he’s not in the room.

• Your eye contact:

No touch.
No performance.

Just enough silence for friendship to become questionable.

• She feels protected by you:

Her guard drops.
Her mind quiets.

A woman wants to know you have her back.

• You get her:

Touch her mind first:
Her body listens.

• She notices your hands:

Forearms.
Veins.
Shoulders.

She’s staring at the hand on the steering wheel. Female attraction loves details men don’t realize.

• You kiss her forehead:

Pull back.
Hold her eyes.
Say nothing.

Entire f*cking scene saved to memory.

• You spend quality time together:

Laugh.
Talk.
Build inside jokes.

She remembers how you made her feel.

• She’s ovulating:

Same face.
Same voice.
Same man.

But Different hormonal cycle.

Her period is approaching.
Hormones shift and so does her desire.

The day you realize all these things, everything changes.

[Bertie🇺🇸 @Bertie45450]

The most precious companionship and love. This will always accompany him as he continues on his positive and joyful journey.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A period of time with no monetary value whatsoever.

[Bertie🇺🇸 @Bertie45450]

@Emmaiid11 I hope she enjoys her 10 year prison journey

[Bertie🇺🇸 @Bertie45450]

@theliamnissan Completely AI generated. You're a fraud. Only an idiot would believe you

[Bertie🇺🇸 @Bertie45450]

@Suzierizzo1 Doing stupid things will get you stupid rewards

[Heidi @HeidiBriones]

Oregon man steals a car. Realizes there's a baby in the backseat. Returns the baby and lectures the mom on leaving her kid in the car. Then continues with stealing the car.

[Bertie🇺🇸 @Bertie45450]

You too. May your future neighbors be all illegal immigrants, criminals, homosexuals, and transgender people. And may you be unable to own guns to protect yourself may your wife, children, and relatives suffer at the hands of your neighbors, and may you be powerless to stop it. You will become an incompetent husband, an incompetent father, and an incompetent son.

[Bertie🇺🇸 @Bertie45450]

@nydiasj @IDSurvivalPrep @NotAvgLiberal People who say things like that are usually losers and you are exactly the kind of person you described

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

We are about to get hit with another Eaton Fire wind event and look at the Palisades right now. They let all the brush grow back and it’s all dead and dried out ready to burn again. Oh and both our reservoirs are still offline and we have a broken water main.

WTF are we doing.

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Imagine MAGA being the “Party That Protects Women”…

Then beats the shit out of a woman,
At a Trump rally on National Television…

While the President encourages the beating,
While making fun of the woman’s weight…

And MAGA cheers “USA…USA…”

How The Fuck Did We Get Here.