@MonPowerWV I shouldn’t be shitting in the dark at 8:30 am. No call no email. Y’all out here acting like the bitter baby daddy who skipped child support this month to take his girl out.
@MrSamVincent I was checking election info and got a notification about this tweet. Very happy to know that it was in fact about wheel of fortune as I predicted.
Yo, if you live in Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, Kentucky, etc. where abortion is outlawed, I will 100% pose as your bff and you can come to visit me and we'll take selfies and go out to eat, etc. and post about it as a disguise so you can get an abortion here in secret. Dead serious.
I played Dungeons and Dragons with my daughters.
They were supposed to fight the wolves surrounding a town.
Instead, they fed the wolves and turned them into their friendly wolf army.
Girls, man. They’ll take over the world.