Just Add Butter

Dark Side of the Moon

[Just Add Butter @Bettaforce]

My get up and go is telling me no.

[SeaShell @DianeP89]

Not now, I’m knee deep in some summertime shenanigans.

[S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler @_indica_sky]

it’s a privilege to be able to start again as many times as i want

[Stoner David @DBStoner]

I'll just start RTing ads at this point.

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

I'm not even sure you know how to misbehave properly.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

It’s not just the wolves that are dire.

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

I will not hesitate to embarrass you in skee ball.

[Just Add Butter @Bettaforce]

Time to knock the dust off this old ass account.

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

It's when they told me they weren't tired that I stopped trusting them.

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

You can never really know someone and thank god for that.

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

Life is short waste it wisely

[〰 Just Linda 〰 @LindaInDisguise]

Is pickleball a virus?

[Shade 5 🎬 @Shader70]

Brings a horseshoe to your cornhole.

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

Are we as a nation vulnerable to vampire attack? New data says no.

[Cali @calidaysay]

Never be sad on a weekend. Cry during business hours and get paid for your depression. Don’t let capitalism win.

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

Don't you fucking worry about how much bacon I've eaten.

[That One Hateful B- @mommywhitfield]

The tornado siren was just going off here, but I think I can make it to the liquor store.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

Me: Oh gosh, what’s that word I’m looking for… Come on think think think…

Brain: Nah

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

I’m “the highlight of my day was finding a new soup recipe” years old.

[Matty @bestestname]

Every jar of Vaseline is a lifetime supply