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[Headache @Bheja_frai]

#Nepal

[Son of Dr. Spengler (unintentional self-parody) @spengjr]

Microsoft breathing a sigh of relief now that it has the second-worst Copilot

[Sachin Gupta @Sachingupta]

Full Video –

दिल्ली के PWD मंत्री प्रवेश वर्मा जब तिलक नगर में पहुंचे तो वहां के लोगों ने अपने हाथ से सड़क उखाड़कर उन्हें दिखाई। मंत्री का खूब विरोध हुआ। एक युवक इसका Video बना रहा था। मंत्री ने उसको सरेआम थप्पड़ मार दिया। यह मंत्री, मुख्यमंत्री की स्वयंभू रेस में थे।

[Trilochan Bhatt @trilochanbhatt]

आखिरकार खुल गया काले सूटकेस का रहस्य?

झुनझुना रहता है उसमें, जब चाहो, जहां चाहो, बजा दो...

[Piyush Rai @Benarasiyaa]

"Have you joined Samajwadi Party?" BJP MP snubs BJP corporator

Gorakhpur BJP MP Ravi Kishan snubbed BJP corporator Vishwajeet Tripathi who confronted the former over waterlogging. Ravi Kishan was heard asking the corporator, "Have you joined Samajwadi Party?".

In response, corporator Tripathi asked Ravi Kishan,"Have you joined BSP?"

[MrsG @SonnetAndWine]

This is 24K pure gold level joke😂😂
Absolutely brilliant and hilarious! 🏆🔥

@TheBanat

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

Let me tell you a joke!
Here National Secretary of BJP @blsanthosh forgot to highlight that Delhi CM @gupta_rekha's name was also mentioned in the SIR Notice with the same reason - 'Parents age difference less than 15 yrs'. Soon after we highlighted this, EC immediately put out a tweet saying, the issue was taken care of.
What about 1.6 Lakh other voters who received Notices with the same reason?
Also, Didn't you @blsanthosh receive a notice this time saying you were Unmapped in last SIR? Didn't you vote in 2024 & 2025?

[Ashutosh Ranka @AshutoshRanka]

“Your paw-paw has BA in Entire Political History.”

[Vijaita Singh @vijaita]

We all know they are not coming back-
American citizen Matthew Van Dyke, accused of terrorist charges by NIA, allowed to go home after NIA does not chargesheet him under UAPA.
This comes days after after U.S. Ambassador Sergio Gor raised the matter with India’s Foreign Secretary.

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Her: I am so wet.

Me inside the condom:

[Narundar @NarundarM]

Forget the public’s votes.

Even 2 out of 3 Election Commissioners' votes got stolen.

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

Vote chori is a crime against the Indian people and a direct attack on our constitution.

The BJP, RSS and EC who organised it have committed an act of treason.

Justice will be served.

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

In USD terms, Nifty has delivered a CAGR of just 5.5% in last 12 years compared to 13.5% return in the 2004–14 period: Report

[Ritika Chopra @RitikaChopra__]

The Election Commission of India is under fire like never before.

The SIR has struck 13 crore names off draft rolls, putting the EC at the centre of intense public debate over its role in deciding who gets to vote — and who doesn’t.

HOWEVER, what nobody knew: through that same period, some of the sharpest questions were being asked from inside.

Out today, after months of work. Our #ExpressInvestigation 🧵
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[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

Have we elected these people to do all this drama? Elected CM to do havan like a megalomaniac on Modi’s birthday? Which other country has such scenes? Satya Niketan is fresh in people’s minds. Has Rekha ji done a shanti havan for those students’ families? They are complete failures when it comes to building a developed India of our dreams.

[Arvind Kejriwal @ArvindKejriwal]

So, this is how Modi ji won Delhi. By massively tampering with the voter lists.

Congratulations Modi ji for killing Indian democracy

Happy birthday

@narendramodi

[InGenious 2.0 @Bees_Kut]

They have named the extra 0.4% on UPI transaction MDR, I guess it is missing CHD.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Things people do before dinner when beetroot raita and millet pulao is waiting for you at the table.

[Piyush Rai @Benarasiyaa]

In "orange city" Nagpur, a man in saffron kurta attacked SBI bank employees with chilli powder and decamped with ₹4.53 lakh cash.

[churumuri @churumuri]

It took 160 days of work for an Indian to buy a 256 GB iPhone 17 Pro costing Rs 1.35 lakh.

It will take 356 eight-hour working days to buy an iPhone Duo that costs Rs 3 lakh, assuming every rupee earned goes to the phone.

Or, 1.4 years if you work 250 days a year. @VisualCap

[Harsh @Abrakakhobra]

Why do I feel like I’ve seen this person in The Hangover? 🤔