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[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

One of the most unrecognized achievements in life is finding a stable, safe love when all you knew growing up was chaos. The love you can count on, the love you wake up in the middle of the night and laugh with, the love who feels like home.

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

Don't hide your weirdness. The right person will love it.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

I was worried about being bored during quarantine but losing your mind is actually very time consuming

[A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut]

May is just this month's abbreviated name. The full name is May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor.

[Seamus O'flaugherty @seamussaid]

don't worry so much about if you're not doing it right remember it's everyone's first apocalypse the important thing is to just relax and have fun with it

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

being an adult is a little bit out of my price range right now

[🎺Binyomin Scheiman 🎺 @BinyominS]

How many lightbulbs

Does it take to

Change a person

[Stacey @skittle624]

My phone didn’t charge while I was sleeping so today is cancelled.

[🎺Binyomin Scheiman 🎺 @BinyominS]

Go light on the heavy stuff

And heavy of the light stuff

[The Notorious B.E.V. 🌈 @blade_funner]

Spent too much time on Pinterest and now I can only drink out of Mason jars.

[Whatever_Amy @Whatevah_Amy]

Here's that email where I answered that same question yesterday. You're welcome.

[Bianca @Bianca_206]

@seamusmckracken Roosh in his happy place ❤️

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

No matter where I order black coffee people don’t believe I won’t... change my mind. Please, just believe me: I truly do want this for myself. You have to let me live my life, not the life you would have me live. These 50 little creamers are your dream not mine. I reject them.

[Bianca @Bianca_206]

@dog_rates Their fav spot, the beach

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

I have zero tolerance for people who don’t know when to type “your” or “you’re” in a sentence. There so annoying.

[Its Me LinZee @linzlou26]

In light of recent events, it appears that I have carpe'd the wrong f'n diem.

[Noodles @Dawn_M_]

Calm down shouty museum man. I think it's pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton.

[Subject Unknown @UnicornSyrup]

I run like the winded.

[Felicia @LostFelicia]

I can't guarantee your safety when I'm hungry.