Mike O’Brien

slam your body down and wind it all around

[Mike O’Brien @BigBadBidet]

When rugby players get lost in a corn maze

[Mike O’Brien @BigBadBidet]

@elonmusk when are you gonna buy club penguin and bring it back

[Mike O’Brien @BigBadBidet]

If you have glass covered by your car insurance, you’re a chump if you clean your windshield yourself

[Mike O’Brien @BigBadBidet]

I really enjoy putting my sit-stand desk to standing height, but staying in my chair and resting my chin on the desk

[Mike O’Brien @BigBadBidet]

@AcrossNowhere @DixPeyton So it’s just bagliato?

[Mike O’Brien @BigBadBidet]

Apartment dumpsters are the last bastion of completely unregulated waste disposal. Whole couch? Car tires? Used motor oil? Weapons grade plutonium? Anything goes

[Mike O’Brien @BigBadBidet]

@Science_FTW_ @smartin007 @KashPrime Covid really just does anything now, huh?

[Mike O’Brien @BigBadBidet]

Who the fuck thought split level homes were an acceptable design choice

[WNE Rugby @WNERugby]

The season is BACK! Come support us this SUNDAY at Southern Connecticut State University for our first game of the 2022 Rugby Season!

[Lawrence Wright @lawrence_wright]

Plymouth Rock has to be one of the most unremarkable artifacts of American history.

[Mike O’Brien @BigBadBidet]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 19 Aug 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Mike O’Brien @BigBadBidet]

Ok it’s time I came clean and said it: wtf is a vecna

[Alex Albon @alex_albon]

I understand that, with my agreement, Williams Racing have put out a press release this afternoon that I am driving for them next year. This is right and I have signed a contract with Williams for 2023. I will be driving for Williams next year.

😂 let’s gooo @williamsracing 💪

[Mike O’Brien @BigBadBidet]

I had to pay TWELVE WHOLE DOLLARS for a roll of aluminum foil today. TWELVE

[Mike O’Brien @BigBadBidet]

@GR98537216 @darling_dee2021 @JoePompliano You would be correct! Love my subie, and I actually pulled a bmw out of a snowbank with it once

[Mike O’Brien @BigBadBidet]

@darling_dee2021 @trennonpaynter @JoePompliano No, I’m saying my Subaru is better suited to my lifestyle as well as my personal taste. I’m particular about certain things in a car, and my Subaru ticks all the boxes of what I’m looking for

[Mike O’Brien @BigBadBidet]

@darling_dee2021 @JoePompliano Because cars don’t last forever, and if BMW gets away with this, who’s to say they won’t apply this to other features like cruise control or the radio? And if that starts making a them a profit, other companies will follow suit, and I won’t be able to avoid it

[Mike O’Brien @BigBadBidet]

@trennonpaynter @darling_dee2021 @JoePompliano Precisely. My Subaru came standard with heated seats anyway

[Mike O’Brien @BigBadBidet]

@darling_dee2021 @JoePompliano But my car already has heated seats, and I don’t have to pay monthly for them. (well technically I do because they’re part of the car and I financed it) but that payment ends when the car is paid for and they work forever.

Also, my car is better in the snow than a bmw

[Mike O’Brien @BigBadBidet]

@FootLettuce__ @JoePompliano Nothing is stopping you but they’d likely deny any future warranty claims if they found evidence of tampering

[Mike O’Brien @BigBadBidet]

@Cryptic_Giraffe @JoePompliano I think most mid-priced and up cars nowadays come standard with heated seats anyway. Hyundai, Toyota, Subaru, Honda all have them as long as you’re not buying the least expensive economy cars at the bottom of their lineup