Neutral Milk Hotep

The Prince of Atlanta. Leading figure of the Alt-Left Movement. All off my typos are intentional actually.

[Neutral Milk Hotep @BigDaddyHoffa]

@Thefowpt2pt2 happy birthday we taking you to magic city NOW

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@AtlantaFalcons i am currntlyy driving 85mph on i-75 northbound and if cooper rush comes back out onto the field i am going crash my car intThe highway median

[Bijan @imfrbijan]

Somebody find Cooper Rush momma and force that nigga back in the womb

[Wes Blankenship @Wes_nship]

My children literally only know about Georgia football and the local high school teams.

The Falcons are a secret that I am protecting them from. Kids deserve to maintain their innocence, free from the harsh burdens of adulthood.

[BlazersMike (go fire) @MikeBlazers]

This is like being a bully and losing a fight in front of the entire school so next week you decide to molest the retarded kid as revenge.

[Neutral Milk Hotep @BigDaddyHoffa]

playing with house money (i am managing my friend's hinge account)

[Neutral Milk Hotep @BigDaddyHoffa]

@gayhedislimane slaving away in my cellar, my little chireece sweatshop got me typing away and bagging 6/10s left and right

[Neutral Milk Hotep @BigDaddyHoffa]

@Thefowpt2pt2 please do dawg it's barren out here. people say "weiuca!" "recess party!" but atlanta clears. sometimes you'll get an actual name like geordie greep but follow my advice and soak in as much atl as you can

[Jake Milkshake @bagmonsta]

Dudes start 0-1 in fantasy and be thinking “maybe I don’t deserve to live”

[John Smith @nuancedpair1]

@Quadripolar_B Most people are not smart or charismatic enough to completely hide their worse qualities, everyone would rather act like they’re ex’s were clinically diagnosed narcissists instead of admitting they just lost chess to a dog

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

sometimes i worry that i only drink mexican beers to impress mexicans. then i take a sip of mexican beer and realize that the only mexican im trying to impress is the mexican deep inside myself. the inner mexican that all white boys have. gracias for reading

[x_TraviSscottWalker_x @mathcoreemo]

Hello the monkees I love your movie @TheMickyDolenz1

[Harrison Hughes @hughes_harrison]

It’s kinda fucked up that teachers get paid more than Fantasy Football Commissioners

[Neutral Milk Hotep @BigDaddyHoffa]

it's so funny that kings of leon released "use somebody" and thought they were above glee

[Neutral Milk Hotep @BigDaddyHoffa]

people saying he ain't black. save yourself the time arguing online and just look up where he's born.

[ESPN @espn]

It's more than just Ben Shelton's first US Open Final 🔥

He is the first Black American to reach the US Open Final since Arthur Ashe in 1972 👏

[Bel Aviv DeVoe @straight_zooted]

@dimitripilled Boston was DESPERATE to make the marathon bombing their 9/11

[🇵🇸i have never heard of philosophy @dimitripilled]

*9/11 happens in Chicago* Chicagoans: wow, and it really makes sense how they'd want to target Chicago since it's honestly just as big a deal as New York, and there's really still just as much fun stuff to do here even though we'll never forget what happened today

[Joey Jones @JJonesinGTown]

Quit now??

Buddy, I’ve seen things with this franchise that give my nightmares nightmares. I’ve felt pain no medication can relieve. You think a little Cooper Rush start is how this ends?

This is nothing. A mere scratch among scars.

[KlawWrld @kawhi_ring]

My ranking as a Celtics fan of every player in NBA history